The third season of Bravo's Top Chef is slated to begin on June 13th, this round to be held in Miami, Florida. Chef Tom Colicchio will be returning as head judge, as will host Padma Lakashmi and judge Gail Simmons. The panel will be rounded out with the addition of Ted Allen - of Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy fame.I hope Tiffani and Ilan
In case that just isn't enough culinary madness for you, Bravo will also be broadcasting an "all-star grudge match" between four Season 1 contestants (Harold Dieterle, Stephen Asprinio, Tiffani Faison, and Dave Martin) and four Season 2 contestants (Ilan Hall, Sam Talbot, Elia Aboumrad, and Marcel Vigneron ) to be aired on June 6th, culminating with the teams serving their meals to the new chefs of Season 3.
*Sometimes I think I'm being obvious but others don't catch on, so I'll deconstruct: chef + bitches = chitches. Chit is also what my grandmother says instead of shit, so that makes it even funnier for me.
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I am excited about the new season of Top Chef. I hope it is much less stupid than the last one. :) I will watch the 'death match' but I'm not sure who I want to win. :) If I could create my own team... that would work.
i love Top Chef (i also, of course, love Hell's Kitchen, which is also coming back soon)! like you, i cannot STAND Ilan and cannot beLIEVE he won over Sam last season...hello? and I hate hate HATE Tiffani (aka Eric Stoltz from Mask) who yes, is a complete bitch. this should be GOOD. i shall be glued to the tube, yet again.
don't know about Padmi, though. seems a bit vapid, all with her beautiful-ness. it's almost as if she thinks she's prettier than me or something
also, btw, HOW COME I HAVE TO HIT THE COMMENT THING TWO TIMES TO COMMENT
i hate that poppy cedes
I HATE THAT
Joanne - Agreed about the much less stupid part. I don't want any more Cliff-on-Marcel dismissals or any petty fights. Of course I won't get my wish.
Crys - How is it that we are perfectly *NSYNC about Top Chef?! And sorry you have to click twice to get to the comment page. I'm (VERY) slowly template shopping but I don't like the made-by-blogger templates so I have to search through 17,000,000 piles of crap to find the gold.
i'm worth the piles of crap---you know this
Yes, yes I do, which is why I'm sifting just for you.
Okay, and I was too lazy to find a new template so I just "fixed" the comment thing. Better, Crys?
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