Friday, May 04, 2007

"Keep up with me, people!"* / "You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you (you're so vain)"

Apparently I'm one notch too far down on the deadpan scale today. When I tell jokes people* are trying to explain to me what they meant by their statement that led me to joke with them in the first place. Always assume I'm kidding and you'll be right 99.99% of the time. Leave it to me to deal with the .01%.

And by "people" I mean work people, not blog people. You all seem to get my jokes. Except one of you who always thinks I'm serious. Not sure what to do about you...

14 comments:

anonymouscoworker said...

I'm split between which comment I want to leave:

Why are you being so serious?

and

I didn't realize you were being funny. {ducks}

Paticus said...

Are you kidding now ?

Poppy Cede said...

So, which if you prefers to be called "smart" and which of you prefers to be called "ass"?

Poppy Cede said...

:)

Poppy Cede said...

Thank you, I'm here all night!

Paticus said...

I'm cool with either. :)

Poppy Cede said...

Then you are the "smart" and slow boat gets the "ass". :P

anonymouscoworker said...

"The Slow Boat Gets the Ass"

Isn't that a nursery rhyme or something?

Avitable said...

Wait. Are you seriously being funny? Or are you being funny in a serious way?

SkeeterByte said...

I like Potatoes!

(My Useless contribution for the Day!)

Poppy Cede said...

AssCW - It is now, Slow Boat. (Oh, I am clever today!

Avi - Yes. And you're the vain one.

SkeeterB - As in whiskey? :D

Kristen said...

This post right here? It sums up every conversation I've ever had with my mother-in-law.

Avitable said...

I assumed as much.

Poppy Cede said...

K - How very, very unfortunate...

Avi - That's because you have a big ego? :)