Sunday, May 06, 2007

GDSOBBBQ

Dear neighbor kid with your stupid fucking go kart,

Stop driving it up and down the street. If you do not stop I will come outside with a dozen eggs and throw them at you as you pass by.

FUCKING A, I MEAN IT.

Kisses,
~Poppy

5 comments:

Helen said...

You crack me up! Really!
Peace.............

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaah yeah! fuck eggs...try throwing something more painful...like rocks.

The Ferryman said...

May I suggest a length of piano wire stretched across the road?

Here he comes, zipping along, and TWANG, no more head.

Avitable said...

Good idea, but instead of eggs, use rocks, and instead of throwing them, use a slingshot.

Poppy said...

Helen - Haaaaaaaaaa!

Spénce - At least I didn't threaten to use a gun, which is everyone else's solution around here.

Molly - Our rocks are for decoration. :)

K - That is AWESOME! If I ever have kids I will name them Samantha-NO and Willem-NO! YAR.

Mr. Fab - You are truly diabolical. LOVE it.

Avi - Slingshot! That is a fantastic idea. May I borrow yours? :)

The best part: As soon as I pressed Submit on this entry the little bastard stopped driving his stupid fucking go kart up and down the road. BLOGGING WORKS, PEOPLE.