The house is clean.
We are moving into the master bedroom tonight.
It's hot as hell in the house because we don't have any A/C in the windows quite yet.
We bought creeping
We had dogs and burgers for dinner.
We found tons of money that had been hiding in the laundry room and master bedroom. (When I say tons I really just mean like $50, not $50k.)
My back hurts. Did I say that yet? No? Okay, well then I'll say it again: MY BACK HURTS. Who wants to rub it for me? I'll give you a SchruteBuck!
*I have this habit of spelling things with an f instead of a ph. Wonder why. ;)