Monday, May 07, 2007

Just another memic Monday

Mistress Yoda is doing an eight part meme, 10 questions of an 80-question meme over 8 posts. I am going to copy her by posting 10 questions for the next 8 Mondays. Today is Monday, so here are the first 10:

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Don't Hassel the Hoff. :)

2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked. Would you stay?
See #8. $20 is chump change and I have absolutely no interest in showing my boss my bits. I already get paid a ridiculous amount of money in comparison to my co-workers, don't have kids, buy whatever I want, and do whatever I want. If he asked me to do it for free I might be more inclined... But don't insult me with a $20 raise. And, really, is that a $20 a year raise, $20 a pay period raise, $20 a day raise, $20 an hour raise? No matter, it's insulting.

3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
Okay, I'm in the nutshell. Now what? (Man, it's freaking TIGHT in here...) Okay, okay, I'll play along. In a nutshell: Complicated. Very complicated. Edit: An even better response would have been, "nobody puts Poppy in a nutshell." :D

4. Ever seen a ghost?
Nope. But I've seen dead people!

5. Happy with your body?
Yup. :) You know why.

6. A reason you would move to Iceland:
Because all the other semi-inhabitable places on the planet were destroyed by zombies.

7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Define "lived". I miss Europe and Qu├ębec, although I've never lived either place for more than a week.

8. A job you would never do no matter how much you were paid:
If I were paid a billion dollars a day I'd do any job for one day.

9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13:
Def Leppard!

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
Ugh. Can't you just guess?


Avitable said...

A $20/hour raise is pretty decent.

Poppy Cede said...

Under clothed circumstances a $20/hour raise is a nice thing. Under "Poppy, take off your clothes" circumstances it's an insult. My unclothed body is worth way more than that.

manoj said...

5) oui, we're also very happy...

Joefish said...

You people are all nuts. I'd love to live in Iceland.

Poppy Cede said...

Manoj - :)

Joe - And I quote: "Due to its location on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, Iceland is very volcanically and geologically active; this identifies the landscape in various ways. The interior mainly consists of a plateau characterized by sand fields, mountains and glaciers, while many big glacial rivers stream to sea through the lowlands." (source) Why would I intentionally live in a place where a volcanic or glacial death are daily hovering over me?

Joefish said...

Because Iceland is awesome.