A - Attached or Single? Why are these the only two choices? I'm not single, but I'm not attached to anything. I'm not a freaking siamese twin!
B - Best Friend: Hay and B are my bestest friends, but that wasn't the question. Hmm. I have a lot of best friends and you know who you are.
C - Cake or Pie: Cheesecake.
D - Drink of Choice: Ice water or ice milk or fountain soda Coke -- it's such a toss-up.
E - Essential Item: I've answered this before... Have I already done this meme? Hmm, guess not. Chapstick!
G - Gummi Bears or Worms? Fuck that. Chocolate, please. [Avi's answer preserved.]
H - Hometown: Poppyland, USA? I'd tell you but Hay hates it when I slut my whereabouts around the internets.
I - Indulgence: Everything I do is an indulgence.
J - January or February: July. :P
K - Kids: I like my life the way it is, thank you very much. Why would I ruin it by adding another mouth to feed? [Avi's answer preserved. YAR.]
L - Life is incomplete without: Alone time (dba "quality time").
M - Marriage Date: August 12, 2000
N - Number of Siblings: One brother and one sister.
O - Oranges or Apples? What? I so don't care. How about lemons.
P - Phobias/Fears: Heights make me nervous, and I don't enjoy being in a confined space, but I'm not really afraid of anything. [You have reached Avi's blog. Poppy has retired because Avi has assumed her identity. Thanks for the memories.]
Q - Favorite Quote: "What goes around comes around." -- Author unknown. We were forced to pick quotes for our family crests in 8th grade which were hung up for all the school to see. I was a smartass and chose this one. I don't have much use for quotes, so this is the default one I throw at people when forced to choose a favorite quote.
R - Reasons to smile: Private Eyes, they're watching you, they see your every move.
S - Season: -ing? I like garlic powder, black pepper, white pepper, and cayenne pepper the best.
T- Tag Three: Stop telling me to tag people!!!!!!! I could get arrested for that. Hmm, maybe I want that...
U - Unknown Fact(oid) About Me: I can bench press 600 lbs. (factoids are pieces of unverified or inaccurate information, hence my addition of oid)
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? I oppress dead animals. I also oppress dead vegetables.
W - Worst Habit: I am slightly sex crazed. It's only a worst habit in Hay's eyes. No one else seems particularly bothered by it...
X - X-rays or Ultrasounds? I have a small bladder. X-rays, please.
Y - Your Favorite Foods: Macaroni and cheese made by me, steak, cheese, Reese's peanut butter cups, and ... hmm, what am I craving right now ... pepperoni?
Z- Zodiac: Leo.
Bonus - AArdvark or armadillo? Definitely a tie.
*The title of this post has nothing to do with anything in the meme, other than perhaps my sex craziness and Avi's wish for a superpower.