Putting on a little show

I imagine it's super distracting to the people driving their cars when a hot redhead stands in the rain waiting for the crosswalk signal to say "go, girl" and eats chocolate creme pie as if it were the best thing she has ever tasted then when the crosswalk signals in her favor she slowly licks the creme off the fork then saunters across the street with a satisfied smile on her face. ...? Yup. Good pie, good pie.