'V for Vendetta' is my middle name

Last week Tuesday I sent a package filled with snack foods and my favorite movie to Avi who had recently admitted he had always wanted to see the movie but never had. I had no intention of ever mentioning said package here because I send people stuff and I don't feel any need to publicly mention my random acts of "kindness". Avi thanked me in the proper way that thank yous are given (a phone call, people, minds outta the gutter), I told him he was welcome and that was that. Until last week Thursday when I mentioned the movie in IM and he totally insulted me, then again this Friday when he said he still hadn't watched it yet. Those two IM sessions, for your reading pleasure:

May 3 conversation: Poppy: All those Rotten Tomatoes people are wrong. April Fool's Day is AWESOME. Poppy: :) Avi: hahahhaa Avi: yeah, my friends rolled their eyes when i told them what i got Poppy: I don't like your friends. Avi: hehehe Poppy: :) Poppy: Did you watch it? Avi: not yet Avi: probably not until the weekend if i can Poppy: If you don't like it that's fine, but I love that campy 80s horror shit. Poppy: and that's exactly what it is. Poppy: How can you roll your eyes at that? Avi: well, they're horror fans Poppy: you=one Poppy: So am I, but I know how to compartmentalize. Avi: :)

May 11 conversation: Avi: so, you don't like action oriented shows like 24, but horrors are okay? Poppy: I love horrors! Poppy: if you don't know that about me then you were never paying attention. Avi: i know that Avi: it's just confusing Poppy: adam, I am complicated Poppy: not confusing Poppy: complicated Avi: hehe Poppy: 24 is too realistic Poppy: horror movies are most ridiculous Avi: i'd say something like hostel or turistas is much more realistic than 24 Poppy: as is evidenced by april fool's day which you gave to jigsaw to chew on because your friends told you it sucks Poppy: turistas is silly Poppy: I saw hostel it was just retarded Avi: yeah, but the violence part of it is realistic Avi: 24 is a cartoon Poppy: oh whatever. Avi: i still have April Fool's Day right here Avi: haven't watched it yet Avi: but I will

I really had thought that my video from earlier today was going to be my last one with the same hair and same glasses that I have this very moment, but nooooooo. Avi had to incense me by telling me he still hadn't watched the movie I sent him (from the heart) so I couldn't wait, needed to call him out on it, and boy did I ever:



Did I forget to warn you that I swear a lot in that? Oh. I swear a lot in that. :)



This post has been 100% pre-approved by Avi. Sorry everyone, no actual shit stirring going on here. But if you want to pretend I am you go right ahead!