Somebody's watchin' me

Whenever I am doing the following activities I get a sense that I am being watched by close-circuit camera, so I try to ham it up a bit:

• taking a shower alone
  
  ham activity: try to move around seductively and bat my eyelashes
  
  
• singing in the car alone
  
  ham activity: change pitch/keys to show my voice range, sing all the words with clear enunciation very loudly and with a smile on my face
  
  
• eating alone at restaurants
  
  ham activity: look around at everyone without really looking, eat slowly, look like I'm having fun, read the menu with a furrowed brow
  
  
• going to the movies alone
  
  ham activity: choose an aisle seat in the middle of the theater to show that I am not ashamed to be alone, laugh heartily or gasp loudly as called for by the events on the screen
  
  
• walking down the street alone
  
  ham activity: wear a purpose-drive expression on my face, keep a brisk yet somehow leisurely pace, read something with a furrowed brow, continually check the time on my imaginary watch
  
  

(Have you noticed a pattern yet? :) No one has ever admitted to filming my activities, but it definitely makes solo activities seem much more interesting if I assume I am being observed.