Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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“You have reached the blog of Poppy M. Cede. She is not available at the moment. One too many humans asked for her assistance today and she had a nervous breakdown. She is currently at the state hospital undergoing a psychiatric evaluaiton. She may return later today, or never again. It's a shame, really. Please leave a message after the” *beep*
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I didn't know your middle initial was M.
: D
You'll be back, or we'll hunt you down. Go take a nap. Or bang your head around on the padded walls. Whichever.
This is Bella with the County Medical Center for Psychiatry. Your tests came back and it appears that you have a frontal lobe problem. We may have to undergo brain surgery to enhance the capacity of information stored.
If you would like us to arrange a fundraiser for this surgery, we would be happy to arrange it at your place of employment.
;)
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Umm... I still have that voodoo doll if you want it...
Sounds like you need some time alone with a big bottle of Tequila. And then maybe you need some time alone with the a baseball bat and the folks that are pissing you off. Hey, I'm just sayin...:)
I hate leaving messages on flippin' answerin' machines because no one ever returns my calls. I don't understand that either. I mean I'm a nice person and all...right, I'm nice aren't I? *eye twitchin'* My friends all tell me I'm nice...they just think I clean too much. And rearrange my furniture too often. But they say I'm nice. You should call me back. We'll do lunch.
I'm really tired and I need a break...my kids always call my name..."MOM!" ...."MOM, I need my clothes washed by tomorrow..." "MOM, I need money!" "Mom..."
I think you get the point. I need a vacation...you got a roommate where you are? You uh, want one? I'll clean the room when I get there and re-arrange the furniture and it'll be like one big party up in there. Call me back...we'll do lunch...
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I... Uh, that last message was me. I panicked.
Just wanted to let you know that I, uh, like, called and stuff.
*Leaves a cheery bouquet and get well card at the door*
My Poppy persona's middle name is Milicent (with one l). My real life middle name is soooo not Milicent.
Thank you all very much for leaving me a message, you make my day. :D
Poor Poppy! Hope things get better for you soon.
Girl, I'm coming up there and we're going to fly to Cancun!
Screw those bitches you work for!
:)
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