Wednesday, February 01, 2006

*gurgle*

“You have reached the blog of Poppy M. Cede. She is not available at the moment. One too many humans asked for her assistance today and she had a nervous breakdown. She is currently at the state hospital undergoing a psychiatric evaluaiton. She may return later today, or never again. It's a shame, really. Please leave a message after the” *beep*

13 comments:

melissa said...

*BEEP*

I didn't know your middle initial was M.

: D

You'll be back, or we'll hunt you down. Go take a nap. Or bang your head around on the padded walls. Whichever.

Bella said...

This is Bella with the County Medical Center for Psychiatry. Your tests came back and it appears that you have a frontal lobe problem. We may have to undergo brain surgery to enhance the capacity of information stored.

If you would like us to arrange a fundraiser for this surgery, we would be happy to arrange it at your place of employment.

;)

BarbaraMG said...

Come back to us1

don't call me MA'AM said...

Umm... I still have that voodoo doll if you want it...

Elizabeth Tarney said...

Sounds like you need some time alone with a big bottle of Tequila. And then maybe you need some time alone with the a baseball bat and the folks that are pissing you off. Hey, I'm just sayin...:)

kimmyk said...

I hate leaving messages on flippin' answerin' machines because no one ever returns my calls. I don't understand that either. I mean I'm a nice person and all...right, I'm nice aren't I? *eye twitchin'* My friends all tell me I'm nice...they just think I clean too much. And rearrange my furniture too often. But they say I'm nice. You should call me back. We'll do lunch.
I'm really tired and I need a break...my kids always call my name..."MOM!" ...."MOM, I need my clothes washed by tomorrow..." "MOM, I need money!" "Mom..."
I think you get the point. I need a vacation...you got a roommate where you are? You uh, want one? I'll clean the room when I get there and re-arrange the furniture and it'll be like one big party up in there. Call me back...we'll do lunch...

Thérèse said...

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Thérèse said...

I... Uh, that last message was me. I panicked.

Just wanted to let you know that I, uh, like, called and stuff.

0000 said...

*Leaves a cheery bouquet and get well card at the door*

Poppy said...

My Poppy persona's middle name is Milicent (with one l). My real life middle name is soooo not Milicent.

Thank you all very much for leaving me a message, you make my day. :D

Lisa said...

Poor Poppy! Hope things get better for you soon.

bdogg_mcgee said...

Girl, I'm coming up there and we're going to fly to Cancun!

Screw those bitches you work for!

:)

Bryan said...

*BEEP*

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