Maybe I should just let Gerard and Attu take over.

Everything I want to post I found on The Presurfer and Attu sees all today. So...um, without being a copycat, I'll just point you to the links that Gerard and Attu pointed me to:

• Tim and Tom are being kept apart
  
• Uner Tan Syndrome causes humans to walk on all fours
  
• The instance of cows being abducted by aliens is on the rise
  
• Oh, and of Brad Pitt being abducted as well!
  
• Make sure your bike is in good condition before riding it down a mountain (starting at 51 seconds)
  
• The top 20 cartoons of all time (Bugs is #1)

Oh, and Idol totally sucked tonight. We didn't really like anyone's performance. Bad. Yuck. Do-over!