Unclaimed Blogger addresses

This is true at the time of publication, and might not even be accurate one minute after posting:

• eatmyshorts.blogspot.com
• eatme.blogspot.com
• iamsam.blogspot.com
  (however, samiam.blogspot.com is taken but only posted to thrice in 2001)
• scumbagoftheearth.blogspot.com
  (however, scumoftheearth.blogspot.com exists, but stopped being updated in January, 2005 when the blogger finally got kissed)
• bushwhack.blogspot.com
  (however, bushpuppet.blogspot.com exists but only posted to once in 2004)
• jambalaya.blogspot.com
  (however, gumbo.blogspot.com exists but only posted to once at the end of August, 2005)
• stinkbomb.blogspot.com
  (however, stinky.blogspot.com exists but has not been updated since the tail end of 2001)
• iShotandywarhol.blogspot.com
  (however, andywarhol.blogspot.com exists but only posted to in 2001 - so, I guess Andy was alive until 2001 when he was shot, and before that he was just pulling an Elvis)

Oh, this game is fun.