P. C. Thumb
The culprit:
M. Cheese Grater
The charge: Drive-by grating.
The punishment: M. Cheese Grater spends one rotation in the 140º F dishwasher.
Seriously, why is it that we have to grate our knuckles when we're grating cheese? Doesn't the cheese grater know that grated knuckle doesn't have the same wonderful flavor and consistency as cheese?
5 comments:
EWWWWWWW! I hate it when that happens, but I must admit you have a stubby, chubby little thumb...
Thanks. :p
Darnit, I just thought of a better comeback: "It's all that English inbreeding." Hehe.
Maybe it thinks it's payback for shoving all that cheese down it. LOL
My cheese grater is exacting vigilante justice upon me! Interesting...
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