Monday, March 06, 2006

Time to leave this nutjob country

C'mon, single file, no pushing, take only what you can carry*, and let us get our bodies out of Bodge**:

Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2006 13:36:18 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
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Subject: CNN Breaking News

-- Gov. Mike Rounds signs legislation banning nearly all abortions in South Dakota, The Associated Press reports.


Planet of the Amazon Women is sounding kinda awesome right about now...

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*Yes, it's okay if you only bring chocolate and kitty cats.
**This is a combo of GWB and Dodge (as well as its true meaning) — get it?

6 comments:

Bryan said...

Breaking News:

Americans call it quits. Fed up with ruling elitist class! Conservatives can shove it out their cornholes. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Well, guess how I feel about the subject...

Poppy said...

:) This is just soooooo not good for morale.

melissa said...

Hope they're happy. I can't believe that if a girl gets molested by her father and gets pregnant that she is expected to carry the child to term.

Unfreakingbelievable.

P'nut said...

What does he mean by "nearly all"?

Poppy said...

From About.com:

"The bill includes no exception for rape or incest victims, but does allow an exception for the life of the mother and for a pregnancy that poses a “serious risk of substantial and irreversible impairment of a major bodily function” to the mother. Doctors who perform abortions that do not meet these exceptions will be charged with a felony."

bdogg_mcgee said...

I don't know why a bunch of MEN think they know what's best for a woman and her body.

(I did a little research on the SD legislature and of the 105 members, only 14 are women.)

Bravo, mofos!