Thursday, March 16, 2006

Let's try wearing some shoes, shall we?

Borkowski Celebrity reports:
Britney Spears had to be rushed to hospital after treading on a hypodermic needle.

The pop babe - who is on holiday in Hawaii - had stepped out of her car without shoes on when she trod on the discarded implement in a parking lot. The panic-stricken star was taken to Hawaii State Hospital, but tests showed the needle was unused. A source is quoted as saying: "Britney is going to be fine. She's got a nasty cut but it's been disinfected and dressed and she's been released from hospital.”

Dumbass.

6 comments:

Penny said...

amen, sister.

And am I the only person that keeps asking the question, "On vacation from WHAT?!" You can't go on vacation if you're not doing anything!

Thérèse said...

See, this is just another example of why shoes are great and can save your life and are great and WHY THE HELL DOESN'T SHE WEAR SHOES?!??!

Britney, you can afford Manolos and Pradas and you make my head hurt.

don't call me MA'AM said...

Is there anything about this chick that doesn't scream WHITE TRASH?!?!?!

Elizabeth Tarney said...

Poppy - Ditto
Penny - Ditto
Therese - Ditto
DCMM - DITTO!

cube said...

Stupid just doesn't end with that twit.

Bryan said...

When I was reading Penny Shagwell's comment above, I forgot for a second we were talking about B. Spears. I kept thinking what does Bush have to do with needles and Hawaii?