Leave out the Jack and this is pretty darn accurate

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Insane Fiend You Feast On: Jack and Coke You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories You Especially Like to Torment: Your Exes

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Thanks, B. Hope your day goes better!!!

If I saw one of my exes, I would love to torment him. Sweet revenge and a side of toast, please!