Indestructible

As I began my descent down the stairs this morning my pager fell off its precarious perch atop The Lady Chapel, bounced all the way down the stairs, opening the battery chamber, spilling the pager and the battery across the kitchen floor to rest firmly under the oven. I fished out all the pieces and put it back together and the stupid thing still works. When you want something to not work anymore it works. *sigh*