- “Hallo, my name's Buddy. I enjoy millet, staring at myself
for hours in my mirror, and long walks across my cage. I'm a fairly clean bird, choosing only to poo on one side of my cage. As far as I know I have no communicable diseases (no bird flu!) except perhaps a few genital warts. My test results arrive tomorrow.
Would you like to be my special friend? If so, respond to mailbox 4672473 (HOTBIRD).”
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