Ladies, I'm sure you've experienced this problem before.
I have spent countless minutes scheming on how to deal with this situation. My first thought was "stare at their crotch!" but, believe it or not, I'm really not interested in looking at the package area of my co-workers. I also thought of using my index and middle finger with fingertips pointed at said co-worker's eyes, then slowly redirecting my fingers to point to my breasts, then up from my luscious orbs back up to my eyes. But, you know, I really don't want to end up creating an even more awkward moment, so I usually just cross my arms and game over.
Guys, please don't look at our breasts in the workplace. You creep us out and make us uncomfortably self conscious by doing that. If you need to stare at a rack might I suggest a porno, a Playboy, or a nude painting? Or, hey, how about your wife or girlfriend?! I'm guessing they're more than willing to flash you! Or, you could go get hormone injections and grow your own rack!
(Thanks, Oregano, for posting Biscotti Brain's open letter.)
Oh, and yes, we can always tell when you're staring at our chests instead of at our eyes.
6 comments:
"Eyes up!"
Um... guilty as charged.
JJ - I always suspected you were a dirty old man... ;)
*blush* Maybe! :)
Ugh, would you rather have a dude staring at your breasts at the workplace ... or blatantly staring at your crotch, as happened to me once. Ugh.
You know, I'd really rather that he not stare at anywhere other than my eyes, and even then that seems inappropriate. There just shouldn't be any staring in the workplace...
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