Saturday, July 09, 2005

Another spammer waxes poetic

Spam of the day included this little gem:
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
Never be indiferent (SIC) to injustice.
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
Great artists have no country.

How profound...

Of course, this was after the spammer told me how to make my small penis bigger. Hey, my penis is so tiny I can't even find it! Oh, um, right, cuz I'm a female.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious! Sorry about your small winky......

Poppy said...

That's okay, I'm in therapy for my WID (Wiener Inferiority Disorder) but I'll pull through. ;)