Friday, June 22, 2007

Suck on this, Rachael.

Rachael Ray has manhands.

Big, meat hooky hands.

Keep in mind that black is slimming and that she's a tiny thing.

Also keep in mind that she does a lot of chopping and tearing of food with her bare manhands.

I used to like her before she became the 30-Minute Oprah. I really wish she'd stop invading my snack crackers, iced coffee, knives, pans, and television.



See? Total invasion.



9 comments:

RW said...

Who is the swarthy Greek sailor in the first picture?

Poppy Cede said...

Her husband.

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Eeeeeks.

sourpuss said...

I have manhands! and if it sends folks running in the other direction, I'm totally cool with that. ;P

Avitable said...

I can think of good things she can do with those hands.

Poppy Cede said...

Sour - But your manhands are CUTE. Hers are just evil.

Avi - Perv.

Maman said...

Sadly, I have the manhands too. However I agree that she too perky to be this overexposed and not loathed... I can only deal with that crap in limited chunks.

Poppy Cede said...

I might have tiny manhands.

Miss Britt said...

Her hands look just like mine.

Peeved Michelle said...

And her new black hair makes her look dirty, but not dirty sexy more like dirty homeless.

I have pretty girly hands with long fingers, but my thumbs are oddly squaty.