Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Virtu(al)osity

What I think about when I'm mowing the lawn: Bloggers.
What I think about when I'm weeding the gardens: Nothing, I'm in the zone, leave me alone!
What I think about when I'm riding in the car: Bloggers.
What I think about when I'm eating: "Mmmmm, this tastes soooo good! I bet [any given blogger] would really like this!"
What I think about when I'm drinking "the alcohol": Bloggers. Definitely bloggers. And sex. But not sex with bloggers. Because that's dirty. *looking around* Ahem.
What I think about when I'm drifting off to sleep: Bloggers.
...and when I'm waking up: Bloggers.
What I think about when I'm in the shower: Work.
What I think about when I'm dreaming: Work.
What I think about when I'm in work meetings: Bloggers. Or how hot all the boys around me are. Because effing a, I appreciate a fine geek.
What I think about when I'm visiting family: Bloggers.
What I think about when I'm visiting friends: A tiny bit about bloggers, but mostly about what an awesome or not awesome time I'm having with my friends.
What I think about when I'm watching movies at home or at the theater: Bloggers. Especially if a blogger recommended the movie.
What I think about when I'm watching Top Chef: RW. :P And B. And how fucking hot Tom and Padma are.
What I think about when I'm coding web pages: Bloggers.
What I think about when I'm doing a work project: The project.
What I think about when I'm staring into Hay's eyes: Hay.
What I think about when I'm hugging my kittos: My kittos.
What I think about when I'm [ ...censored... ]: [ ...no comment... ]


Conclusions:
1. I am AD[H]D. Seriously. Just undiagnosed.
2. I think about you all a lot.
3. I like it that way.
4. Avi needs to hurry up and get his shit together so I can post about him again. (A random conclusion not exactly based on the list above.)

6 comments:

Avitable said...

You'll be able to post about me soon.

Mel said...

I know you think about me a lot, cause I get a funny feelin in my pants every time you do! ;)

stefanie said...

I have to stop reading blogs right before I go to bed, because I end up dreaming about bloggers. How have I not yet had a Poppy dream? I'm not sure.

Tug said...

You need better dreams...

bdogg_mcgee said...

New Top Chef tonight! WOOOOO HOO!

Poppy Cede said...

Avi - Good. :)

Mel - I think you get a funny feelin in your pants over a lot of things. ? Am I wrong?

Stef - I totally understand this. I have the exact same problem. I don't know why you haven't dreamed about me. I know a few bloggers who said they've dreamed about me, and at least one of them doesn't even know what I look like. You should tell yourself before bed, "I'm going to dream about Poppy."

Tug - Sometimes my dreams are much better. But they don't tend to involve bloggers. ... I don't think I've ever dreamed about bloggers.

B - Wooooooohoooooooooooooo!! I feel stupid, I just typed out "Bdogg". Like we just met today or something. Dur. I cannot wait to see who the emerging assholes are!