Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!

Is anybody else watching the newest snow myths episode of Mythbusters?


They are using a pig tongue to test licking a flagpole*. I'm trying to be calm but it's not working out. The tongue has stitches in it and it's ripping off the pole. All I can do is chant ew over and over again in a voice similar to that of the lady who was stomping grapes and fell down and bruised her ribs and just kept howling and howling and howling. And if you don't know what I'm talking about:

I will not ever post footage of the Mythbusters pig tongue. *vomit*

My eyes are moist with disgust.

*If anyone doesn't know what inspires the flagpole test, it's definitely A Christmas Story:


Tug said...

My brother stuck his tongue to a clothesline pole.

he's not a pig

Paticus said...

I once stuck the zipper of my winter coat to my bottom lip.
It got stuck.
I didn't know about the warming it up to remove it part.
I just pulled.

Avitable said...

That grape video always makes me shiver when she starts making that sound.

Poppy Cede said...

Tug - Are you sure he's not a pig? How do you know for sure?

Paticus - I once stuck my tongue to the metal rack where dairy products are shelved at the grocery store. Hurt.

Avi - Exactly. Which is what made the Mythbusters thing all the more disturbing, because I was making that noise!!