- I worked with the bride but no longer do
- The bride is greedy
- The bride annoys me
- The bride is a slacker
- The bride has a spontaneous whistling/singing habit that irritates me into a place in my head where it is safe, and even there I don't feel safe anymore
- The bride stabs backs
- The bride makes promises she does not keep
- The bride is rude
- The bride uses people
- The bride takes advantage of others' kindness
- The bride is always late
- The bride plays the victim if confronted over any issue
- The bride likes to hear herself talk
- The bride has an obnoxious laugh
- The bride uses her faith to get out of life situations but secretly she just doesn't want to do stuff
- The bride never finishes what she starts
- The bride is not my friend
- The bride criticizes me about my appearance inward and out despite her own appearance inward and out being several large steps back from spectacular
- The bride will never see me again
- The bride will not have missed me at her wedding
- If she did then that's even better.
~ The End ~
11 comments:
It’s good to know that there are some honest people left in the world. I applaud you, Poppy.
GOOD for you!
Life's too short. I hope you & Hay had a good time together...
There's only one line missing:
- The bride reads my Blog.
;-)
Moral of story: Don't piss Poppy off!
Spénce - I'm mostly honest. I am dishonest when it is in the best interest of all involved.
Tug - We had a very good time. :)
Mike - If she reads my blog then GOOD. Servers her right.
K - We got her a gift but have decided to keep it. :)
RW - On my manufacturer's recommendation label it says precisely that. Dire consequences.
Mike - I wrote servers. Sigh. IT IT IT invades our brains.
She sounds repellent, and I think you made the right call!
The bride sounds like such a sweetheart. Why ever would you not want to be around her?
On a more serious note, I can't believe you even considered going to the wedding and bought such a heinous beast a gift. She sounds like a Bridezilla from Hell. Isn't it funny how it feels so good to distance yourself from such a toxic personality?
Heather - Thanks. And thanks for helping me get it out.
Jen - I'm all about getting rid of the toxic relationships. Sometimes I go too far, though. :)
And yet... The Bride found a man willing to spend the rest of his life with her, and I am still single. Huh.
(Please tell me her husband is a tool as well.)
Of sorts -- he's a doctor.
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