Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A urinary delight

When Dan was 5 he peed on a chicken. When Poppy was 32.885 she peed her pants laughing at the thought of 5-year-old Dan peeing on a chicken.

11 comments:

Joefish said...

Are there prizes for nauseating post titles?

Poppy Cede said...

Are you giving me a prize? Because if so, then yes.

chlorinejenny said...

DO NOT get pregnant if you pee your pants now! DO NOT!

crys said...

yes, being preggers only exacerbates things...

Poppy Cede said...

WHAT are you both talking about? I am NOT pregnant!!! Are you?

chlorinejenny said...

God god woman! I better not be preggers! I couldn't do that again. I can't speak for Crys though.

Its just that the muscles that hold your pee in sometimes don't work so well after giving birth. You have to do some nifty little exersizes to strengthen them. You wouldn't want to be a Peelaugher and then get preggers because the peelaughter consequences would most likely exaberate(WTF, I hope you know the word I'm trying to use here!)

This is my scientific answer using scientific terms. I have a PHD in Bullshit , you know.

Poppy Cede said...

Ahh, I didn't actually pee when I read Dan's post but I won't be having kids just to test this theory. Exacerbate is the correct spelling, by the way. So that you're no longer driven nuts. And I have only a Masters in Bullshit so you have me beat!

Joefish said...

Wait, Poppy's pregnant?

chlorinejenny said...

Thanks for the spelling lesson!

chlorinejenny said...

Joefish, your going to get in trouble.

Poppy is likely to throw a fish at you tomorrow!

Poppy Cede said...

Shut UP, Joe, that's between you and me!!!!!!

(And I just got YOU in trouble, Mister "Just Married". :P )

Jenny - That fish has been slapped.