LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.
The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.
But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.
Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.
Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.
Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.
"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.
"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.
"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."
Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.
The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."
She added to The Guardian newspaper: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird.
"He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."
<sarcasm on> Sooooo mature. </sarcasm off>
7 comments:
Hiya Gary,
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See you around.
- Bryan
That's so awesome. Aside from being sad. And that girl's a bitch for saying that bit about her ex talking to the parrot.
Well, that was just plain stupidity on her part. What an idiot!
That is so darn hilarious!
I think if the bird had said, "Oh Gary, YES Gary, Give it to me GARY.", I would have been inclined to get rid of him.
"Hiya Gary" just doesn't seem THAT bad. But hey, that's just me.
My brother-in-law had an Amazon blue that used to mimic the moans his girlfriend made in bed. Anytime the parrot saw the girl, she'd start making the sounds. Later, a new girlfriend didn't like the bird's "memories," so she made him give the bird away. He was depressed for months. What is with guys and birds?!?
note to self: if boyfriend has a talking bird DO NOT conduct extra-curricular activities/affairs in presence of said bird. what an idiot.
That is an amazing story. But I feel so bad for the bird. He probably would have stopped saying it once he didn't hear it anymore.
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