According to court documents, Nick Lachey has sued estranged spouse Jessica Simpson for ending their marriage three months before the pair contractually agreed to stay together.
“Mr. Lachey signed over to Ms. Simpson all royalties from ’98 Degrees’ songs, his appearance on an MTV reality show to promote her albums and perfume line, and his soul in exchange for 41 months of marriage that would keep him in the public spotlight,” wrote Lachey’s attorney. “The couple has been married only 38 months and Ms. Simpson is in violation of the contract, ending the union early.”*****
[****Lisa informs me this contract was verified as a spoof, which I'm glad to know because who signs a contract giving their soul to someone for 41 months?!]
In a written response, Simpson’s lawyers argued that since Lachey would continue to receive publicity until the divorce is official in several months, she is still fulfilling her contractual obligations. (Dateline Hollywood)
“Stupid Girl” spoofs the superficial young Hollywood set, but Pink’s not disclosing exactly who her target is this time around.
“I don’t think I need to name names,” she said. “I live in L.A., so it’s obvious what I’m surrounded by.” She calls the clip “sick and twisted and insane,” which in her book is a very good thing. (MTV News)
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4 comments:
Or is Pink spoofing that Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. ad?
Um, ACW, I don't mean to say "no freakin' way", but do you see the suds, the same type of car, the same position, the same facial expression, the car sponge in Pink's hand, the lack of burger?
Hehehe, good one.
Liz, it was speculated that Joe Simpson controlled the marriage via contract, and now it's out in the open... Sad.
I've seen that thing about the contract before and it was verified as a spoof.
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