Happy Hallow-een

Today's toily goodness:

• Jürgen scares the crap out of us with a clown mask
  
• AnonymousCoworker tells us a spooky story (which he wrote just for us!) and makes the mistake of telling us he's giving away full-sized candy bars *ding dong*
  
• Kim shares a picture of a scarecrow which moons us then reminisces about a very scary day in her childhood that continues to haunt her
  
• CityRag does a doggy halloween costume show
  
• Hollywood Rag morphs Nicole Richie into a witch, a lion, The Corpse Bride, and more and shows us Paris Hilton's slutty bunny costume
  
• Nabbalicious tells us to "Eat it!" (Halloween cookies, minds outta the gutter!)
  
• Attu informs us about a mortuary make-up contest and joins Kim in the mooning department
  
• PosterNutbag wishes us a "happy halloween bitches" and tells us a joke
  
• TJ invites us to the crematory *skeeved*
  
• Bearette attends a costume party
  
• Spicy Pants disses Paris and Nicky's costumes but praises Tyra's Paris bodysuit
  
• PopSugar also disses the Hilton slutsters, the slutty bunny Paris, and Christina's "slutty" (hot) nurse outfit
  
• knifefight in BK shows us her pumpkin transformation
  
• MK wishes us a happy halloween and offers Rosemary's Baby as the best horror film ever and the 70's as the best decade for horror films
  
• Poppy photographs her co-worker's costume cuz she's too lazy to wear her own (chopped and blurred to protect the innocent)
  
• LA at junk-feud shows us Christina Aguilera's hot nurse outfit ("Dr. Bratman, gimme my medicine!")
  
• MoxieGrrrl exclaims happy halloween then discusses the supreme court justice dilemma
  
• Misfit shows off Sophie's QUEEN costume
  
• Maliavale wears the not-anorexic Olsen costume
  
• Bdogg is Little Red Riding Hood
  
• Sarah of LittleFluffyCloud has a severely shitty Halloween party experience (but her costume rocks the house!)
  
• P'nut wishes us a "Happy Hallowe'enie" and shows off her pumpkin
  
• Miss Penny Lane shows us her spooky pumpkins

I'm sure there are tons more folks in the extended blogroll who have blogged about Halloween today, so please check some of them out. And, I imagine a few more of my blogs I just can't live without will post about Halloween later^*. If your Halloween post isn't listed above and you want it to be, drop a comment.

Enjoy!

^*Update: They did!