Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Ich bin mad mac

I'm hazarding a guess that the majority of Blogger/BlogSpot authors are from the United States of America. Why, then, do they schedule LONG PERIODS OF OUTAGE during our normal waking hours?! WHY?! I understand that if I had already upgraded to the beta version I would not have experienced a problem, but: BLOGGER, I CURSE THEE. It's free, so I should be grateful. But, Thanksgiving was last year. So, again I say: .... Oh, you know what I said.

Today was the MacWorld Keynote address. If you want to know what good stuff was announced then click here. If you want me to eat your brain then click here.

National Geographic informs me that my image may now identify me on the internets:

A new type of search engine using facial recognition technology could soon be able to pinpoint images of a person among the billions of photos posted online—even if their name does not appear.

A Swedish company named Polar Rose plans to launch its service for facial searches tied to the photo-sharing site Flickr within a couple weeks.

In the next few months the firm hopes to expand the service to search images across the entire Web.

The technology promises enhanced photo finding that would make it easier to find people on the Internet.

But privacy advocates are concerned that Polar Rose and similar facial-mapping search engines will violate people's rights and potentially aid criminals.

Lee Tien is an attorney at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, an Internet watchdog group that focuses on privacy and civil liberties.

"Photos [posted online] are effectively anonymous now," Tien said, unless they are labeled with some sort if identifying text. "But if Polar Rose works the way they say it will, that's all going to change."

Tien said that this kind of technology could aid stalkers in tracking down their victims, or it could allow employers, insurance companies, and the government to pry into people's lives more than some of us would like. (continued)

I'm so excited that there is yet another way to invade my privacy. I know some folks who read my blog (I'm thinking of you fondly) are going to challenge that everything about me is already known through other electronic means, and why am I being so private in the first place, blah blah blah. Too much is too much sometimes, though. This. This is too much.

Did you see up at the top, where I changed my tag line to π ρ? Do you get it? It's funny! It's a Campus Ladies joke. :)

Monday, January 08, 2007

Que la freakando smelly f?!

First it was Baltimore, and now New York has a sketchily foul odor. Are we being tested for our patriotic response to smell now?

I mention this story because it interrupted the morning training session, and I'd like to point out that you're supposed to be learning, not surfing the web. But, whatever. I get paid for showing up to work no matter.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Don't bother

I'm teaching all day tomorrow, so there won't be anything exciting published here until at least tomorrow evening. Have a great Monday!

This one time in 5th grade...

I got a 100 on a grammar test even though we hadn't learned what a conjunction was yet and five of the questions were about conjunctions. But, I'm smaht and can sound out words and know that conjunctions join things.

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%
 

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

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Thanks, LP!

Saturday, January 06, 2007

´ Accent egu ´

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West
 

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

The Midland
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
The Inland North
 
Philadelphia
 
The South
 
The Northeast
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


Cred to Avi, who found it completely accurate. I, on the other hand, found it completely not. Well, let me clarify. I don't have a typical accent, so this quiz was not able to pinpoint my place of heritage. I'm just an enigma.

Terrible twos

I know a lot of you don't read blogs over the weekend, so I'll pretend today (Friday) is tomorrow (Saturday) so you can join in the celebration.

(: (: (: (: (: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLOG! :) :) :) :) :)




DSC01347 My blog is two today! It can speak and walk now, it's almost fully potty-trained, but it throws trantrums in public and bites its blogmates. I thought I was a great parent, but I guess all blogs go through this stage...

Thanks to all of you for contributing to my blog's delinquency. It takes a village. :)

Friday, January 05, 2007

Ugly Betty



The gorgeous America Ferrera graces the cover of the newest CosmoGIRL!

“Hot mami!”



A little Betty trivia from IMDb:
Based on the popular Colombian telenovela "Yo soy Betty, la fea" (1999) (I'm Betty, the Ugly), which has been dubbed and broad casted in countries such as Brasil, China or the Philippines and has been adapted in some other countries. Local versions like "Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin" (2003) (There's No One Like Jassi) in India or "Verliebt in Berlin" (2005) (Smitten in Berlin) also have been immensely successful.

How did they know I love cows?

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Baroness Poppy the Bovine of Similar Ealand
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title


Merci, Maman!

“Please pack your knives and GO.”

Did anyone watch the supersized Top Chef this week?

I can't say Marcel is my favorite person in the world, but Betty, Sam, and Ilan were being so mean to him that I yelled at the screen that I hoped they all went home before him! And, if you haven't seen the episode I won't ruin it by telling you how judges' table played out. I think the judges chose the right reasons to send this week's person packing.

Nice job, Michael! Vicodin inspires you to cook great food! Perhaps you need to be medicated to be a great chef. Not good... The look on Debi Mazar's face when she saw Michael's effed up mouth was priceless. :) She asked for him to come out! Her own fault!

If wishes were fishes...

I wish that flickr allowed me to favorite entire sets, as in "I favorite this dog set" rather than clicking "add to faves" on the 30 photos included in the dog set. Example? Heather's set of Darren. Yes, that's Darren of Darren McLikes Himself / Look at Me. I'm So Important That I Have a Blog. Heather and Darren are dating. Isn't that fantastic?! Anyway, he's such an interesting looking guy. A super-cute version of Richard Dreyfuss mashed with Robin-Williams-Popeye, particularly in this photo.

+ + cute = Darren.


All rights are reserved on images of Darren, so you hafta visit flickr to see him. :)

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Lily Allen's dog returned mostly safe and sound

I didn't post about this before, because in my heart it felt wrong. Now that there is a happy ending for Maggie May there is something to be told. A new post on Lily's myspace blog (all content SIC):

Maggie May's return

Maggie May is back as you know , and I said I'd let you know some more details . I didnt want to go into to much detail but the rumours and allegations have started so here goes .

Last night we recieved a call from a man in the Leytonstone area . He said he had Maggie and had bought her as a present for his sister , he didnt really want to give her back but was persuaded by the reward . Some friends went to meet him a couple of hours later to see if it was Maggie . Luckily it was , so they left to get the money in order to get her back . They came back and were asked to follow the man and his two friends in a car for a few minutes away from the main road , they did this , handed over the money and got Maggie back . Once Maggie had been handed over the young men and woman offered to sell more puppies to my friends , which made us realise that these people were obviously in the business of moving dogs .

Now I feel guilty for having given these people money and contributing to their cruel business but I love that dog and felt I had no choice .

People have been speculating that because maggie was thin and had fleas she must have run away , MAGGGIE was tied up and in her cage in the back of a van and could not have escaped , she was stolen . The fact that she was very thin , makes me think she was mistreated ( ie not fed ) and the fact she was infested with fleas implies she was kept with other ( maybe stolen ) animals .

Im not going into anymore detail as this is now a matter for the RSPCA and the police . Thank you again to everyone who has helped me retrieve maggie . This has been an awful experience and people who are accusing me of neglecting my dog in some way , are distressing and hurtful , I hope this clears up the issue .

Lily



My comment to her:

Please don't feel guilty that you gave them money. Maggie May's safe return is the most important, and your exposure of the story behind her disappearance will lead to more good in the end. If you hadn't paid them, who knows what they would have done with her?! Give her lots of puppy kisses for us all.


Bad people exist in the world, and their option to be bad needs to be taken away from them. I hope these people are caught and placed in a facility that teaches them that cruelty to animals is a very slippery slope. If they never respect animals they will never respect humankind.

Just Drew



I just love her. I can't help it.


Cred: Harper's Bazaar

I hate peas, but not this kind

Please put down your beverage. Right now. Yup. Thanks. You'll thank me in 17 seconds.

I guess I'm gonna show this. I first saw this clip on The Soup a few weeks back, and conveniently forgot.about.it, but it resurfaced on gigglesugar:



Okay, you can pick up your beverage again. And, have some peas for dinner tonight. :) *giggle*

digging in the

Did anyone watch Courteney Cox's new show, dirt? We don't know exactly why, but Hay and I weren't impressed.

The only character we enjoyed was the paranoid schizophrenic paparazzo.

“Hi, I'm worth your while, even though I'm a lotta bit crazy..”

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Sally Field, an encore

I don't usually ask you to tell me why you like me so much, but I'm making an exception. Here are some questions I would like you to answer. Avi is the only person required to do this homework. For the rest of you it's extra credit.

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

2. Am I loveable?

3. How long have you known me?

4. When and how did you first find my blog?

5. What was your first impression?

6. Do you still think that way about me now?

7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?

8. What makes me happy?

9. What makes me sad?

10. What song (if any) reminds you of me?

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

12. Do you consider me a friend?

13. How often do you visit my blog?

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

15. Would you make a move on me?
[You don't have to answer this, I'm leaving it in for the people who want to steal it. I'm not looking for dates, AVI. :P ]

16. Describe me in one word.

17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?

18. What do you like most about me/my blog?

19. What do you dislike most about me/my blog?

po-tay-to to-mah-to

Being at work kills my creativity.

Although, I did get to do an initial run-through of my video for Avi's old man birthday at the end of this month! That was fun. If he doesn't like it I'm disowning him, so I think he'll like it.

Unless you really, really, really, really, really like sun-dried tomatoes I recommend you stay away from the sun-dried tomato flavored Pringles Select chip. Not so good. However, I'm guessing by proxy that the other flavors are delicious. So, try one of those! Here's a picture of the cinnamon flavor, since this product is so new that there don't seem to be images of the product anywhere:



For those of you who like sweet potatoes I'm sure those look tasty. Me, I do not eat sweet potatoes. Not even in fry form. Sorry to disappoint, but more for you!

I was experiencing Perez withdrawal yesterday, but after his two-day NYE hangover he is back in full force today. I didn't even know one could experience a two-day hangover. I've never had a hangover for longer than a morning.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Lucie Blackman Trust . org

I am semi-addicted to the Scissor Sisters song I Don't Feel Like Dancin' at the moment, so I visited YouTube for videos. While there I found this PSA from them:



I had no idea who Lucie Blackman was so I went to lucieblackmantrust.org to find out more info, but ... it's not very well organized in terms of finding out what the trust is for, so I used wikipedia instead which explains that:

Lucie Blackman (d. 2000) was an English woman working illegally as a hostess in Roppongi, Tokyo, who disappeared mysteriously in July 2000. Her dismembered body was found a year later, buried in a shallow grave at a beach in Miura, Kanagawa in June 2001. She was 21 years old at the time of her death.

Property developer Joji Obara was charged for drugging, raping and killing Blackman, as well as the rapes of six other women and the murder of another hostess.


Okay, so... she was a hostess. BFD. Lots of people are hostesses. ... Ohhhhhhh, that kind of hostess:

A hostess bar is a bar or pub that employs primarily female staff and caters to adult males seeking drink and conversation. A similar and more recent establishment (specific to Japan) is a host bar.

Hostess bars can be found in many countries and take many forms. While some bars are tied to the sex trade, with hostesses being little more than prostitutes who serve drinks, at most establishments the sex is generally implied, not performed.

I feel educated now. Note to self: Don't be a hostess.

At the very bottom of the wikipedia entry there is a reference link titled Obara did not kill Blackman, lawyers say in closing statement. The case won't be decided upon until April, 2007.

The FAA has a headache.

I like the fact that CNN now does story highlights so that I don't actually have to take the time to read entire articles if I just want the facts, Ma'am. (DCMM, that wasn't directed at you. :) Like this article, for instance:



Do you believe in UFOs, alien lifeforms, etc.? Does my answer affect your readership? Did you see/read the ending to Contact? Then you know my answer. And, in case you'd not thought of it before: On any planet other than Earth we're considered the aliens.

The gift of scent

My nephew is newly single and has moved out of his ex's home back in with my brother and SIL. I helped my niece to hand out presents this year, so when I handed my nephew a small bag my dad got all excited and said, “that gift only makes sense if you know that we know about your new situation!” I had no idea what to expect after that, I thought it was going to be something for hunting, but ... well, it kinda was:



Ladies, if you're interested, my nephew is a quite handsome 20-something, tall, thin but muscular, played football in high school, and knows how to keep your engine purring. (He's a mechanic. I'm a dork.) Oh, and he smells good now? I've not smelled my own nephew, so I can't 100% vouch for that, but if you like Tag Midnight then I'm assuming he smells good.

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

Did you want to see Avi dance?



Don't say I never gave you anything. There's a vote between him and Mr. Fab over at CP's blog. Go vote!

What did Ms. Britney Spears think of the dance-off?



Photo source: Daily News

Monday, January 01, 2007

remnant

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Sooooooooo very very very very wrong.


Music Poppy has acquired in 2007

Place holding...

Albums I acquired in 2007 which may or may not have been released in 2007:

    Quality Control ~ Jurassic 5
    Talkie Walkie ~ AIR
    Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me ~ The Pipettes
    Absolute Hits ~ Billy Squier
    Long Distance ~ Ivy
    I'm Wide Awake It's Morning ~ Bright Eyes
    Chroma ~ Cartel
    Blink-182: Greatest Hits ~ Blink-182
    Costello Music ~ The Fratellis
    The Else ~ They Might Be Giants
    Princess P ~ Paris Bennett
    We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank ~ Modest Mouse
    Nouvelle Vague ~ Nouvelle Vague
    Barenaked Ladies Are Men ~ Barenaked Ladies
    Final Straw ~ Snow Patrol
    Fly By Night ~ Rush
    Katy Lied ~ Steely Dan
    Royal Scam ~ Steely Dan
    Nighttiming ~ Coconut Records (Jason Schwartzman)
    Don't You Fake It ~ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    The Best Damn Thing ~ Avril Lavigne
    Multiply ~ Jamie Lidell
    Broken ~ Nine Inch Nails
    Pretty Hate Machine ~ Nine Inch Nails
    The Essential Johnny Cash ~ Johnny Cash
    Shock Value ~ Timbaland
    The Downward Spiral (Deluxe Edition) ~ Nine Inch Nails
    Fallen ~ Evanescence
    The Photo Album ~ Death Cab for Cutie
    The Sunpilots (import) ~ The Sunpilots
    The Open Door (single) ~ Evanescence
    A Fever You Can't Sweat Out ~ Panic! At the Disco
    Eyes Open (Deluxe Edition) ~ Snow Patrol
    Franz Ferdinand ~ Franz Ferdinand (lost my original copy)
    The Crane Wife ~ The Decemberists
    You Could Have It So Much Better ~ Franz Ferdinand
    Infinity on High ~ Fall Out Boy
    Commit This to Memory ~ Motion City Soundtrack
    Under the Iron Sea ~ Keane
    Until the End of the World ~ . Soundtrack to the Movie .
    Underwater People ~ The Samples
    Pieces of the People We Love ~ The Rapture
    Daughtry ~ Daughtry


Movies Poppy has seen in 2007

Technically, I also count series I watch via DVD and iTunes. I don't know why, I just do.

+ = a personal favorite
* = movies I recommend
@ = movies I definitely don't recommend

In the theater:


Pay-Per-View:


In iTunes:


On DVD:


On TV:


Sunday, December 31, 2006

of ’06

These are albums I purchased or was gifted in 2006 which either did or did not come out in 2006:

    Ta-Dah ~ Scissor Sisters
    The Sweet Escape ~ Gwen Stefani
    Colorblind ~ Robert Randolph & The Family Band
    So Far So Good (Live) ~ Paul Thorn
    What's Left of Me ~ Nick Lachey
    Loose ~ Nelly Furtado
    Ben Broussard ~ Ben Broussard
    Let It Die ~ Feist
    Demon Days ~ Gorillaz
    Gold ~ ABBA
    Very Best of ~ Lisa Loeb
    Kelis Was Here ~ Kelis
    Gordon ~ Barenaked Ladies
    FutureSex/LoveSounds ~ Justin Timberlake
    The Road to Escondito ~ JJ Cale & Eric Clapton
    The Dutchess ~ Fergie
    Danity Kane ~ Danity Kane
    Alright Still ~ Lily Allen
    Walk the Line ~ Walk the Line soundtrack
    Magic Potion ~ The Black Keys
    Late Registration ~ Kanye West
    Back to Me ~ Kathleen Edwards
    Vertically Challenged ~ Lady Sovereign
    Oh No ~ OK Go
    More Shine ~ Si*Sé
    Eye of the Telescope ~ KT Tunstall
    The One ~ Frankie J
    A Little More Personal (Raw) ~ Lindsay Lohan
    Aaliyah ~ Aaliyah
    The Best of Manfred Mann's Earth Band ~ Manfred Mann
    In Between Dreams ~ Jack Johnson
    Good News For People Who Love Bad News ~ Modest Mouse
    Colour the Small Ones ~ Sia


That's what I remember, anyway. I'll keep better track in 2007.

As for movies...I paid waaaay too much attention to those. I categorized my movie watching by TV, DVD, and theater viewings. I never missed adding a movie to the list. They're all accounted for in 2006, because in 2005 I didn't keep good enough track and I vowed to keep better track. The numbers for 2006:

    Seen in the theater:    8
              Seen on DVD: 143
                  Seen on TV: 100
    __________________
               Grand total: 251

See the entire list of viewed movies in 2006 here. View the list of movies I saw from Netflix and in the theater in 2005 here (6 in the theater, 126 from Netflix).

Hay, Allie, Ripley, Georgie-girl, and I hope that you had a semi- to über-fantastic 2006 and that 2007 finds you and yours happy, healthy, wise, and able to keep on blogging. :)

And, in tribute to two most excellent bloggers, Helen and Maven, I wish you: Peace!

A fantastic postsecret idea

Based on this postsecret:



...a reader emailed Frank with the following idea:

    -----Email Message-----
    Sent: Sunday, December 31, 2006 1:09 AM

    This postcard just gave me an idea:

    I am going to buy a pinata and invite my friends to put their secrets in anonymously. Then we can blindfold each other,beat the shit out of it, watch our secrets rain down, and read them like candy. (I will email you some pictures).


The only friend I trust to do this with, besides Hay, is B. So, when we finally meet in person I think it's time to beat up a piñata. I do understand that if it's not my secret then its hers, and vice versa, but I feel closer to B than I have any girlfriend I've ever had in my life.

A year of random

Your meme, should you choose to accept it, is to dig into your blog archives and post the first sentence of the first post of each of the twelve months of 2006. Joanne and P'nut did this meme, but I need to switch it up a tad and preface by saying that I don't always have a sentence in the first post of the month so instead I am telling you the post title and the first sentence if one exists. Here goes:

January: Georgie snoozes in the new year with Bear on the kitty chair

February: This begs the question: ~ Where do bad boys go?

March: Birdies and Poppies love Regina King ~ We do!

April: Happy fish day! ~ In our 8th grade French class Madame told us all about poisson d'avril*, the tradition of affixing fish (pictures) to people's backs as an April Fool's day prank.

May: Ewwwwwwww! / What A Difference A Day Makes ~ That's what an Oxy pad took off my face last night after it was outside in the dirt all day.

June: Life, the universe, everything, and ...um... work. ~ At Avi's suggestion I am now in an air conditioned environment, no longer melting.

July: Murphy's (gd c-word* of a whoo-ore) law. ~ Your boiler will wait until Saturday afternoon of a holiday weekend to let you know about a soot build-up problem that has been around for quite some time now but is finally getting around to emitting black plumes of smoke out the outtake valve.

August: Bonne chance et merci pour tous les poissons! ~ Taking my first of two practice tests for exam 1 (of 2) today. Wish me luck! Or, wish me to fail, that works too.

September: Pink fan* ~ I've actually been feverishly refreshing my blog and reading my Yahoo mail for comments on the post below this one.

October: R and R ~ I've been a little stressed lately, so I was pretty psyched to have a weekend of fun.

November: Halloween countdown ~ Number of minutes Poppy left work early to greet trick-or-treaters: 120

December: Do me a favor... ~ Bring your hands up to your face, palms toward your nose, and sniff them.


Oh, I love my mind. It entertains me to no end.

In case you want to read the full original post just click on the name of any month.

Don't laugh at me...too hard.

I was just at my brother's house for Christmas gathering and I hurt myself. Playing Wii bowling. For reals, yo. So sad. But, a little hilarious. :)

I also got the following books:



For some reason I didn't have to explain why I wanted a post-apocalyptic book about zombies, but did have to explain the back cover of Amy's book:



My explanation: “She's just weird. I love her.”


ACW, in case you were wondering, I did ask for WWZ for Christmas because of you.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

MTV tr3s

Does anyone else consider this promotional commercial one ginormous stereotype, or just me?


Stormy weather

We were going to travel to Hay's parents' house for a holiday get-together today but there is a snowstorm outside. I ventured out to put some outgoing mail in the mailbox and I almost needed a rescue crew.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Critters

Today I was sifting through 3 months' worth of holiday catalogs and stumbled upon one for The Swiss Colony. Inside this catalog were several selections containing chocolate raccoons.

Yes. You heard me. Raccoons. Made of chocolate.

Here's the Santa's Helpers variety:



And the Forest Friends Log variety:



I would really love to receive chocolate raccoons in the mail. But, not real raccoons dipped in chocolate. That's just wrong.

Monday, December 25, 2006

It's kinda sorta good for you.

Today I converted my entire maternal family to turkey pepperoni:

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My cousin insists she did not notice the difference. The differences I noticed: the pepperoni is smoother, more translucent, and spicier.

On a cheese plate:

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On a pizza:

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Unveiling

B sent me Christmas presents:

fi

fi2



fi3

She warned me about the <3F<3U<3C<3K gift, but I forgot all about it, so I got a big chuckle when I opened it up. :) It's displayed prominently on my home desk, at least until Ripley scoots across the desk for some air time and knocks it down, but I'll pick it back up.

Thank you, B!!!!!! xoxoxoxo

NO boundaries



Saturday, December 23, 2006

a heaping bowl of snowmen

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My name is Einsteinetta.

I stole this from Bella:

Testriffic IQ test

Lunchtime poll, holiday edition

Do you give gifts during the winter holidays to people who serve you?* If so, to which ones? And, what kind of gift do you give?

I admit, Hay and I don't give anything extra to the people who serve us, but we're generous with the people close to us.


---
*Garbage collector, mail delivery person, fuel delivery person, etc. I'm not talking about your children or the loved one who cooks meals for you. :)

Friday, December 22, 2006

Paws, please

We were just watching the countdown show of The Soup's best clips of 2006. During the #19 clip, when Kirstie Allie came out in a bikini on Oprah's show, Ripley reached up with both front paws and turned off the TV set then, with her paws still on the power button, turned around to give me and Hay a pleading look. I think she's trying to tell us something... That's the hardest I've laughed in weeks.

Al-lo

Everybody keeps talking about Weird Al's interview with Kevin Federline (who?), but I thought the interview between Al and Jessica Simpson was the funniest part of the show:

Peace lily on Earth

Ripley wishes you and yours a peaceful holiday season.

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(Please-to ignore the paper towels in the background. :D )

Thursday, December 21, 2006

inTuituion

Stolen from Avi:

Rules:
1. Open your music library (iPod, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

la mienne:
Waking Up: She Only Sleeps ~ David Byrne
First Day at School: We Major ~ Kanye West f. Nas and Really Doe
Falling In Love: Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting) ~ Nickelback f. Kick Rock
Fight Song: Sexy Ladies/Let Me Talk to You Prelude ~ Justin Timberlake
Breaking Up: Who Am I? (Live) ~ The Samples
Prom: Have It All ~ Jeremy Kay
Life: Snake Drive ~ North Mississippi Allstars
Mental Breakdown: Forever Love (Digame) ~ Anna Nalick
Driving: Noorie ~ Bally Sagoo f. Gunjan (Bend It Like Beckham soundtrack)
Flashback: ¡Que Lluvia! ~ Juana Molina
Wedding: New Slang ~ Shins
Birth of Child: One Night in Bangkok ~ Murray Head
Final Battle: What If ~ Aaliyah
Death Scene: Limp ~ Fiona Apple
Funeral Song: All Alone ~ Gorillaz
End Credit: Thankful & Thoughtful ~ Robert Randolph & The Family Band

Seafood and the letter C again

I'm going to a holiday luncheon today. At a seafood place. I don't eat seafood. Totally wasted on me. It happens to be my grandmother's most favoritest restaurant, although she is not accompanying me. I wish I had thought to invite her earlier, having her meet my co-workers would have been a trip. :)

Two C things I forgot to say I love are Colbert and Chopra. Stephen is one of the funniest people on my TV set. His interview with Deepak Chopra was hilarious. I thought it was very interesting that Mr. Chopra chose to wear bright red Nikes to his interview. What does that mean, exactly? His theories on reality perception send my mind spiraling out of control.

Part 1:


Part 2:


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Recent keyword activity: christmas story randy what did he eat instead of meatloaf



Mashed po-ta-toes! :) Like the little piggies!

10 things I love beginning with the letter C

Heather at Nabbalicious graced me with the letter C from her 10 things I love meme. Here I go.

1. Cats. My kitties are my kids. I can't even imagine what a sad life I would be leading without my girls.

2. Cheese. A world without cheese? Inconceivable! I particularly enjoy the extra sharp and higher varieties of cheddar.

3. Caffeine. Oh, nemesis. I am on a caffeine break right now, but I've seriously been addicted to it since age 6 when I began drinking Taster's Choice and Coke as my main beverages. I don't drink Taster's Choice anymore, by the way.

4. Cuddling. I really like hugging Hay on the couch while we watch TV. It's like a treat to me.

5. Chips. American or English, it's all good. If they weren't bad for me I'd eat them for every meal.

6. Canada. Seriously, what's not to love? Some of the fondest memories of my life were made au Canada, mostly in places where they spoke French, but not always.

7. Chocolate. Just don't mix fruit with my chocolate. That's wrong. Oh, and anything above 70% is just too hard core for me. I particularly love the Lindt hazelnut wafer bar that I've mentioned in the past.

8. Corn. Particularly the popped and cob varieties. With butter. And some salt. And more butter.

9. Catawampus. It's an adjective, sometimes spelled cattywampus or cattywhompus. I like my life askew, crooked, and just not right.

10. Cows. Yes, I like to eat them and their delicious dairy products, but I thoroughly enjoy their company when alive. I particularly enjoy having calves suckle on my hand, which is an experience I can't describe without sounding like a total perv. Just try it. I even enjoy the aroma of their manure, incessant mooing, and spontaneous charging when I get too close.

If you would like me to give you a letter please let me know. If you would like Heather to give you a letter please let her know.

Did you? I know I did. A lot.

Reality check: 95 percent of Americans had premarital sex

NEW YORK (AP) -- More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past.

"This is reality-check research," said the study's author, Lawrence Finer. "Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades."

Finer is a research director at the Guttmacher Institute, a private New York-based think tank that studies sexual and reproductive issues and which disagrees with government-funded programs that rely primarily on abstinence-only teachings. The study, released Tuesday, appears in the new issue of Public Health Reports.

The study, examining how sexual behavior before marriage has changed over time, was based on interviews conducted with more than 38,000 people -- about 33,000 of them women -- in 1982, 1988, 1995 and 2002 for the federal National Survey of Family Growth. According to Finer's analysis, 99 percent of the respondents had had sex by age 44, and 95 percent had done so before marriage. (CNN)


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

It's too. damn. hot.

Global warming has entered my body. I feel like I may very well just spontaneously combust at any moment. If I stop blogging you'll know why. :)

Monday, December 18, 2006

REALLY?! Wait. What?!

Circumcision reduces the risk of contracting HIV?! Explain the science. Please. I don't comprehend. Or, is this just another way to make even more Africans have unprotected sex? I mean, c'mon, two clinical trials and we're all done? All ready to tell the guys to cut their penises up? I'm 100% skeptical about this.

I do understand that circumcision can result in much improved hygiene, but hygiene and the HIV virus are not one in the same.

JT + SNL (- Nancy Grace) = FUNNY

I was going to do a post about SNL on Sunday, but it was hosted by Justin Timberlake, and I know Bearette can't stand him. However, so many sites are talking about his performance that I want to add my 2 cents: Saturday's SNL was the funniest I've seen in quite a long time. I thought JT was funny in all of his skits, even if the audience didn't quite catch on in the Target skit, and I thought his live performances were spectacular. Here's his performance of What Goes Around (my favorite motto as a child):



Not sure why that awful Nancy Grace faked rape skit was at the end of the show, but otherwise the writers did a great job.


SPEAKING of Mr. Justin Timberlake, did you know there's a contest for us normal folks which could result in one lucky person singing with him at the Grammys in February?! YAH! I'm THERE!

Holiday edition: Because I know you were all wondering...

Hay and I went to his work party on Friday night, and we had a great time. The food was incredible, the company was engaging and jovial, and our thieves' auction gift received some very big laughs. My only complaint-slash-puzzlement: The waitstaff was quite good at coming around to offer us more hors d'oeuvres every 3 seconds, but they only came around to refill out water glasses once. I had finished my glass of water in the first 30 seconds I was there. Annoying. And, the next glass tasted like bleach.

I finally sent out my holiday cards this morning!

We did get a tree yesterday, but haven't stuck stuff all over it yet. Georgie is enjoying sitting underneath it and staring at the base, which I don't quite understand.

Cautionary tale: You know how all those gift cards are sitting out in the open for everyone to see and touch at many of our favorite stores? Bad people are lifting the numbers from these cards, then patiently waiting for unsuspecting shoppers to buy said gift cards. The bad people check every (day, few hours, whatever) and once the card goes active they buy things with the number they lifted from the card. This isn't a hoax, it's confirmed by: Snopes, the Jackson County, OR Sheriff's department, and a number of other online news and consumer sources. This holiday season I have chosen to buy as few gift cards as possible, and the one card I did buy I bought from their website instead. Also, I have resolved myself to the idea that the money from that gift card might be stolen, and have decided to assume an “oh well” attitude. Even if you purchase cards from customer service representatives there is no guarantee that everyone who has/had access to those cards is honest. C'est la vie, c'est la guerre.

On that cheery note... happy Monday? And happy 4th night/3rd day of Hanukkah!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Friday, December 15, 2006

I'm dreaming of a Jam Christmas

Yes, I did think last night's Office was one of the best ever. I shall be downloading it from iTunes so that I may watch it whenever I feel like doing so.

I've sent myself a holiday card:



By the way, it's classified. Hehehehehe. Yip!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

47% of a man

Congrats to Erik for winning The Biggest Loser!



I cannot believe that is you. You're less than half your former self! Nuts, man!

Photo credit: NBC

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mostly ungreen again

Guess who stayed home for two days after her original green post?

(If you didn't guess then you need to get out more. Like me, who hasn't been out since I got home from work on Monday.)

Being sick results in me having nothing interesting to say. I just checked in with the world and all I can report is that: lettuce, rather than green onions, might be the E. coli culprit in the latest string of Taco Bell illnesses; the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond died today from heart disease and multiple myeloma; the Saudis will support the Sunnis if we get the hell outta Dodge Iraq. *sigh* I'm all done with this stupid planet. I'm taking off for another galaxy. Anyone else wanna come with?

Update: How could I forget? Senator Tim Johnson, D-South Dakota was hospitalized for stroke-like symptoms, but it wasn't a stroke. If he can't come back to work his position could be filled by a republican. I'm going conspiracy theory on this and saying he was poisoned, but not the same way Alexander Litvinenko was, because that'd be too conspicuous.

Monday, December 11, 2006

green

I'm not feeling well at all today. In fact, I've not felt particularly stellar in a few days. I definitely wish I could have stayed home today. I think this morning's unpleasant feeling is specifically attributed to tomatillo salsa I consumed at last night's holiday party. Soooooo very, very tasty.

Update: water + mini pretzels + 3 Musketeers = a much happier tummy
Sneezes and headache and runny nose are not affected, however.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Recent keyword activity: cedes as a name

FYI: My last name isn't Cedes. In fact, cede is a verb, which is my clever play on "forking it all over" and the use of Poppy Seed, which is the pseudonym I used as a young girl, but that blog is taken. It's dead, but it's taken. I've heard from more than one blogger who has found out my real last name that I have the raddest last name in the world, but I'm still not forking it over. :) I think if you paid Avi $15,000 he might give it to you, but then again I think he knows what will happen if he does. :P (Avi, really, I just like injecting you into my blog posts.)

Off to have the friends Christmas! Later, gators!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

This is what they mean when they say, “you've made it your own.”

Ms. Leona Lewis sings Somewhere Over the Rainbow in a way I promise you've not seen before:



And, I'm choked-up-teary-eyed right along with Perez.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

BLOOD BLOOD blood BLOOD bambi BLOOD yucky BLOOD

I found out today that my nephew wants hunting gear for Christmas. Guess which of his favorite aunts won't be directly sponsoring his Bambi bloodfest? Sorry, Nephew...

Team Bryony

I never talk about Paperlilies, but I secretly think she's pretty effing amazing. Evidence:



I saw this back in November, and loved it then but forgot about it. Today I was watching her newest Chicago video and noticed her entry to her own contest video again, so thought I'd share this time. :) (Yes, Bryony has two different YouTube accounts, which she uses for very different purposes.)

Another one of my favs from Ms. PL: like, it's a PDF, BITCH! Ahhhhh, I feel much better now.

And, my other fav that became a bit controversial after a botched eBay sell is the cute blob:

Postcards and addictions

A shameless plug for Kim:



If you are willing to send a postcard to Kim's cousin then email her directly at the address listed in her blog post. Kim told me she recommends that you sign your real name at the bottom, not your blogger name, since her cousin doesn't know what a blog is.


On a totally different topic (yes, this is what it's like inside my head): I think I'm an addict. I can't stop watching the show Intervention, and pretending what it's like to be in the shoes of the addict. Does this mean I'm about to be a “lolly lolly ice head”?

CNET remembers James Kim



James Kim was a senior editor for CNET, so they have posted a beautiful remembrance article and an in memoriam section where you can leave your wishes for the Kim family. I cannot think about this man without getting sniffly. What a wonderful person he was, and what a sad but noble way to die.

Image credit: CNET
Photo credit: The Kim family

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Darnit...

James Kim was found dead in the Oregon wilderness. :(

I knew there was no hope when they found just his pants earlier today, but I was really hoping he'd be found alive. One choice to try to help his family and he ends up dying while his family is saved by an umbrella. This world maddens me sometimes.

“This is my kid who embarrasses me. I mean, who I love!! Right!”

Last night I read the front page of my blog through new reader eyes and there wasn't one post I enjoyed, thought was funny, thought was informative, thought was clever, or thought was any other redeeming word. Do you ever go through periods of time where you don't like what your blog is standing for at the current moment? That's my December. And, a bit of my November. It's tough to blog passionately when you aren't feeling passionate about the world's business.

To all my new readers, in lurking form or otherwise: Try the archives. They're much funnier, I promise.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

“Two Hepburns walk into a bar...”

Bearette wins the prize for noticing that Katharine and Audrey are different people. I don't know why no one else said anything. It's like if my fly were open or my shirt buttoning job was misaligned by one button or I had lettuce stuck in my teeth and everyone let me walk around all day in that state, except the wonderful Bearette. This is precisely why I made an announcement when I upgraded her to my obsession section after going for over a year thinking she was already there... :)

On a totally different note, DLil: Are you listening to Perez on Howard tomorrow?

I love Katharine Hepburn...

LONDON, England (AP) -- The black Givenchy gown worn by Audrey Hepburn in the film "Breakfast at Tiffany's" sold at auction Tuesday for $807,000.

The price, paid by a telephone bidder, was almost six times the highest pre-sale estimate. (CNN)


...not because her Audrey's dress sold for so much money, but because she was an incredible woman.

Update: I was apparently on teh drugz™ when I wrote this post, because I confused Audrey with Katharine. I don't know why I try to blog from work when I'm actually trying to work at the same time. (Note to employer: Um, wait, I don't do that. Ever. Never, ever. Nope, I don't.)

NYC bans trans fat

NEW YORK (AP) -- The Board of Health voted Tuesday to make New York the nation's first city to ban artery-clogging artificial trans fats at restaurants -- from the corner pizzeria to high-end bakeries.

The board, which passed the ban unanimously, did give restaurants a slight break by relaxing what had been considered a tight deadline for compliance. Restaurants will be barred from using most frying oils containing artificial trans fats by July and will have to eliminate the artificial trans fats from all of its foods by July 2008.

Health Commissioner Thomas Frieden said recently that officials seriously weighed complaints from the restaurant industry, which argued that it was unrealistic to give them six months to replace cooking oils and shortening and 18 months to phase out the ingredients altogether.

The ban contains some exceptions; for instance, it would allow restaurants to serve foods that come in the manufacturer's original packaging. ... (CNN)

I know I shouldn't eat stuff that's bad for me. I appreciate that restaurants want to help me accomplish that. [However, ] Sometimes I just wanna eat stuff that's bad for me and that's that.

Monday, December 04, 2006

A sad day in pigland

George Clooney's pot-bellied pig, Max, passed away. :( *sniffle*

In case you were wondering, this is not the reason why DeVito and Clooney got smashed outta their minds on limoncellos. Max just died today at the ripe old age of 18.


Max and George in 1989, courtesy Shooting Star:


A much more recent photo of Max and George, courtesy Clooney Network:


Sunday, December 03, 2006

It's [insert time here], make a wish

I have a tendency to look at the clock when it's the following times:

9:11am
9:11pm
11:11am
11:11pm
12:34pm
21:21

No idea why. I get really frustrated when I see 9:11 on the clock, which happens to be the time I witness the most on the clock. I just don't want to think about that until I'm good and ready. Ya know?


Oh, for those who have asked in the comments:

Camera is still the Sony Cyber-shot DSC-W1 5.1 megapixel with sucky 3x optical zoom.

I won't be posting photos of my hair. I've posted pictures of my hair before (here), even at the current length (here), so those might be more interesting than my current cut.

Avi, I am honored that I have found the weirdest fucking thing you've ever heard of. I find it hard to believe, and expect that someone else has already stolen this world record from me, but it was nice while it lasted. :)

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Short shorts for the holidays

I got my hair chopped today. I know that a lot of people who have long hair become very attached to it, but it doesn't seem to phase me a bit. It was down past my shoulders and now it's just above my shoulders, with a bit of layer to it. It's funny to see all my hair strewn across the floor. Next time I'll wait a bit longer to get it all chopped off so that it's long enough to donate to charity. It was just barely too short.

After 32 years of frizzy hair I finally was able to get my stylist to explain to me that a flat iron will keep the stray hairs from curling up. How is it that I've allowed myself to suffer with the friz for so long without getting the help I needed? I will be asking for a flat iron for Christmas. :)

Friday, December 01, 2006

Do me a favor...

Bring your hands up to your face, palms toward your nose, and sniff them. What do they smell like? Mine generally smell like Corn Flakes, if they're not freshly scented by soap. Just curious if there's a standard smell.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Chris Daughtry: My American Idol by Poppy Milicent Cede

Chris is my favorite cuz he put out this album and lotsa people boughted it and I love him.


Someday I wanna enjoy his new box set*, but Mommy says that's for when I'm old enough to ride the big girl rides.


Goodbye! *wave*


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*Yes, that's totally ripped from Barenaked Ladies, who I also love. But, I also love squirrels and pigeons, so I dunno if you wanna trust my preferences.

7 too many Limoncellos

I have one. quick. second. to post this, and really don't even have this time but I'm gonna shut up now and get to business.



Drunk Danny Devito.
Rosie treats him like a baby doll at the end.
Que la freakando f?
I'm gonna show up to work tomorrow drunk and see what happens.
(Just kidding. Really. REALLY! STOP TRYING TO FIRE ME. YOU LOVE ME!!!)


FYI, a Limoncello is an Italian alcoholic beverage made of lemons and vodka, with sugar and water added into the mix. The recipe I included is for an entire party: 15 lemons to 1500ml 100-proof vodka, 4 cups of sugar, and 5 cups of water.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

GAH

My head is being held firmly under water by the people who pay me to get dressed during the week. I shall resurface, perhaps tonight, perhaps Thursday night. We shall see.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Poppy's movie pick Sunday

This weekend I was flipping through the channels because there was ... nothing on ... and stumbled upon The Constant Gardener starring Rachel Weisz and Ralph Fiennes. And I quote:

A widower is determined to get to the bottom of a potentially explosive secret involving his wife's murder, big business, and corporate corruption.

Okay, okay, so that doesn't sound very original or intriguing, but! I shall defend this movie by saying that the acting is impeccable, Weisz allows us to view her naked body in a very pregnant state (she was pregnant in real life), and we are magically transported into the nightmare of every day life in Africa. The script is tight and easy to follow along with even though a bit of the plot is un peu compliqué, and the scenery contrasts vivid colors to the rawness of poverty. If you're expecting a movie about gardening, as Hay jokingly said he was, you might be a bit disappointed, but there is a bit of gardening thrown in here and there. If you ever think you know what's going to happen next in the plot you will find yourself very pleasantly surprised. I give this two thumbs up, 5 out of 5 stars, and the Cede seal of approval. This movie made me cry three times and need to pause part way through for a breather, but if you have an afternoon to snuggle up with a loved one (furry or not), a bowl of popcorn, and a box of tissues then I strongly encourage you to watch this movie.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

The next Mariah Carey (in a good way)

Hi, so blogger ate my last post, but that just shows how much I care about what I'm retyping, right?

In case you live under a rock in Europe or live in the States where we're not cultured about things across the pond, allow me to introduce you to a little gem: Leona Lewis. Perez has been cramming his opinion of her down his readers' throats a bit hard lately, but to be fair she is considered a superstar by her fans and by the judges of Simon Cowell's X-Factor on which she is a contestant. Despite her tonsillitis she sang Lady Marmalade and Whitney/Dolly's hit I Will Always Love You on this week's show:



Definitely a Bodyguard-inspired performance.

Puppy party

I think Lucy has only two looks. This one (super excited, ears up):

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...and this one (super excited, ears down):

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Adorable. :)