Please put down your beverage. Right now. Yup. Thanks. You'll thank me in 17 seconds.
I guess I'm gonna show this. I first saw this clip on The Soup a few weeks back, and conveniently forgot.about.it, but it resurfaced on gigglesugar:
Okay, you can pick up your beverage again. And, have some peas for dinner tonight. :) *giggle*