Tuesday, December 19, 2006

It's too. damn. hot.

Global warming has entered my body. I feel like I may very well just spontaneously combust at any moment. If I stop blogging you'll know why. :)

6 comments:

stefanie said...

I think it's safe to say I have never, ever had that problem in December. If you weren't the same age as me, I would wonder if perhaps you're menopausal. Since you are the same age as me (and since you were writing last week about nausea), I am resisting the urge to ask if there's something else you are not telling us. Hmmm...

Poppy Cede said...

AFAIK, I am not pregnant. I am, however, caffeine free for the first time since I was 5 years old. Do you think that may have kicked my metabolism into HIGH gear? I swear my feet were about to explode when I was in a meeting earlier today.

Anonymous said...

Pray tell, why are you caffeine free?

Poppy Cede said...

Several reasons, a few of which are that I prefer full-calorie caffeinated beverages, so not drinking them is figure friendly, and I was hitting the caffeine super hard core for the last little while so I'm trying to break the dependency. I am still eating chocolate, though. :)

Avitable said...

Caffeine free? You crazy bastard!

You should make a list of who gets what in case you do spontaneously combust.

Poppy Cede said...

Hay gets the kitties. Bdogg gets my Playmobil collection. My brother gets my books. Everything else should be sold at a flea market or thrown away, because I have absolutely nothing of value except the porch attached to our house which I'm sure Hay will want to keep using after I'm dead.