Dear Celebloggers,
Please stop posting photos of Kimberly Stewart. They hurt my eyes, and there's no reason to promote her. She's really just a famous guy's daughter. Let's leave her at that status. I'm a famous guy's daughter, too, but I don't go flouncing around town for paparazzi to photograph my hot bod. (I'm hot.) And I certainly don't want photos of me all over your blogs.
Thank you, that is all.
xoxo,
~Poppy
6 comments:
who's your daddy?!
Aw, come on, she a hard working actress, who just wants to be recognized for herself.
Jules, I was kidding, my daddy isn't famous. He's famous around here, but that's what age does.
Nibs, I checked IMDb, and the only actual actressing (as opposed to playing herself in interviews, etc.) I see is an episode of Undeclared...? Are you Kim Stewart? If so, I apologize. She just has a toxic aura about herself for me.
Yes, I am KS, as my friends call me. I took many lessons from a famous acting coach on how to be me. But I won't hold your "toxic" feelings against you. That green aura you see is called jealousy, because I'm KS and you're not. Everybody wants to be me. (For KS lessons, call 555-9292 and ask for Madam Plotski.)
Kim Stewart is nasty! I couldn't agree with you more! YUCK! I only need to see her in a thong one time to make me loose some of my vision!lol
Nibs, you had me going there for a few minutes. I really thought you might be KS and that I had totally offended you, until I saw your follow-up email. If you're KS and you're still coming back for more then I guess you're just weird, Sweetie. :)
Renee, yup yup!
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