If you're afraid of “geek speak” then you might want to skip this one.

(Although, I think this is freakin' hilarious...)

Enclosed please find the recipe for messing with your neighbors if they're freeloading off your bandwidth. I'm a particular fan of the redirection to kittenwar. I can never, ever choose a kitten. I always have to reload the page to see more kitties. Recipe location thanks to digg.