Fill in the blank: Out of all the toys in the store Lizzie could have stolen, she decided on the ____________.
My answer: fake poo.
I figured I needed to hurry up and post another one of these so that people would realize these things don't actually happen to me. Well, they kinda happen to me. Just not necessarily directly. Anyone who knows me knows I stole markers, not fake poo. And in that last one, that Abby got hit by only one pitcher of iced tea.