Sunday, April 30, 2006

The best Dog evah

Synopsis: Dog and the team head to San Francisco to catch the elusive Samu.

Should I give away the ending? Okay. Bonnie turns 6 and has a birthday party at the beach. Such a cutie patootey!

Ohhhhh, the ending to the Samu part! After 3 long years, and on the 120th day of a judge's 120-day extension, the following dialogue unfolds...

Young Blood (Tim): “If we stole seventy-five thousand dollars from your Mom wouldn't you come after us 3 years later?”
Dog: “WE CAUGHT YOU, MOTHER*bleeeeeeep*ER!!!!!!!!”
Beth: (snotty with tears) “Call the judge. Five hours to spare. CALL THE JUDGE *sniffle* and tell *gulp sniffle* him we caught Samu.”
Duane Lee: (to Samu who is locked up in the back seat of the police cruiser) “Thanks for the chase, bra.”
The swat team surrounding all suspects: (bigass scary guns pointed at the heads of people on the ground) *crickets*


This is why I love Dog.

1 comment:

Avitable said...

I find it hilarious that he's only like 4 feet tall, so they have to film it to make him look taller.

He was on Veronica Mars, too, and every shot was from knee level to make him look towering.