Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Stress reliever foods

Brought to you by Ladies' Home Journal:

  • asaparagus, 7 pieces
  • beef, 1 cup
  • milk, 1⁄2 cup
  • cottage cheese, 1⁄2 cup
  • oranges, 1 serving
  • almonds, 1⁄3 cup
  • blueberries, 2⁄3 cup
  • tuna, 3.5 oz
  • dried cereals (specifically corn flakes and rice krispies), 2 cups

This post is dedicated to Avi, who really likes beef but not much of that other stuff...


Avitable said...

Fuck Ladies' Home Journal! Here are some real stress reliever foods:

2 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's, dripping with grease.

A Frosty and french fries, dipped in the Frosty, from Wendy's.

A slice of grocery store birthday cake, with cheesy icing and everything.

An entire Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza.

Anonymous said...

What about deep-fried bacon?

Oh yeah.

Poppy Cede said...

Avi - I'd rather have a BK Whopper with cheese, a BK chicken sammie, or a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger, thankyouverymuch. And, won't you be surprised when the Pizza Hutt folks come by to deliver...

ACW - MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Share?

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of a meal. I wouldn't be stressed after eating all that; I'd be in a food coma.