Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Stress reliever foods

Brought to you by Ladies' Home Journal:

  • asaparagus, 7 pieces
  • beef, 1 cup
  • milk, 1⁄2 cup
  • cottage cheese, 1⁄2 cup
  • oranges, 1 serving
  • almonds, 1⁄3 cup
  • blueberries, 2⁄3 cup
  • tuna, 3.5 oz
  • dried cereals (specifically corn flakes and rice krispies), 2 cups

This post is dedicated to Avi, who really likes beef but not much of that other stuff...

4 comments:

Avitable said...

Fuck Ladies' Home Journal! Here are some real stress reliever foods:

2 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's, dripping with grease.

A Frosty and french fries, dipped in the Frosty, from Wendy's.

A slice of grocery store birthday cake, with cheesy icing and everything.

An entire Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza.

Anonymous said...

What about deep-fried bacon?

Oh yeah.

Poppy Cede said...

Avi - I'd rather have a BK Whopper with cheese, a BK chicken sammie, or a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger, thankyouverymuch. And, won't you be surprised when the Pizza Hutt folks come by to deliver...

ACW - MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Share?

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of a meal. I wouldn't be stressed after eating all that; I'd be in a food coma.