Why are my toes no longer straight? Does that mean I have arthritis?
Have I always had all these lines on my hands?!
Why does fluorescent light need to be so cruel about showing every. single. frown line between my eyes? And, were those there last year? Because, I don't remember those...
When did my finger nails turn into my mom's finger nails?
Why do I have aches and pains every day? Could I have a break, please?
Why is it that the grey hair falling across my forehead cannot control itself and stay straight?
Is my night vision getting worse? Or, are headlights getting brighter?
When did teenagers become scary?
When did my butt get so big?!
I guess that's all I have for now. I need to hurry up and have kids so that people don't mistake me for their grandmother...