In the not-too-distant future* I'm going to hold an awards show on my blog. I need you to tell me what categories you want to see in the show, and who you nominate for the award. I will likely steal your idea for category but then come up with my own winner for the category. Please don't just go copy the Bloggies and send me lame choices, and please don't copy Darren. (Okay, a little copying from Darren is fine. He's effing hilarious.) Please submit your nominations no later than 10 minutes after you read this post. If you need to come back and read it again to qualify then please do so. I really do want to have some fun awards.
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to retract the awards show offer if I get zero or minimal interest. Also, this is not a democracy. You will not vote. I will choose all winners. (It's my blog and my show, dammit! ;)
*Please accept a range of one week to one month. Thank you.
8 comments:
Can I nominate myself for laziest blogger?
Which, sadly, means I'm too lazy to think up any other categories and who should win those categories.
Let's what categories could I wi... I mean, what categories could ANYONE win?
Best use of profanity in a blog post
Best post about zombies
Best necrophilia post
Umm. Err. Okay, here's some anyone could win.
Most American Idol posts
Shortest Post
Post with the most toast
Grammar and spelling award
Best Anonymous Blog
Best New Year's Resolutions
Untitled Category Because Poppy Wanted to Award a Poppy Award
Best Post About Cats
Most Pedantic Writer
Greatest Blogger from Columbus, Ohio
Most immature blogger
Craziest mofo
Blogger I'm most likely related to
And once you choose categories, I'll be nominating myself for some shit you can garrrruuuunnnnteeeee (yeah I know I spelled it wrong - but it sounds like that when you say it with a Cajun accent like I was doing in my head)
Oh, joy! Oh, inspiration!
I propose to you the Poppy Cede Fromage Awards!
It's fitting... it keeps with a theme!
Best photos
Best movie reviews (ahem)
Best animal stories
Best recipes
Best YouTube videos
Best blog design
I was going to suggest something profanity-related, but I see ACW beat me to it.
How about best blog written by someone with the same name as you?
(I am not nominating anyone in particular for that, of course. I respect your anonymity, after all, and I therefore have no idea what your name is. I'm just saying--if there's anyone out there who fits into that category...) ;-)
Best Use of Cheese
Cutest Kid Picture
Best Music or Movie Review
Best Family Story
Best True Story
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