In the not-too-distant future* I'm going to hold an awards show on my blog. I need you to tell me what categories you want to see in the show, and who you nominate for the award. I will likely steal your idea for category but then come up with my own winner for the category. Please don't just go copy the Bloggies and send me lame choices, and please don't copy Darren. (Okay, a little copying from Darren is fine. He's effing hilarious.) Please submit your nominations no later than 10 minutes after you read this post. If you need to come back and read it again to qualify then please do so. I really do want to have some fun awards.
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to retract the awards show offer if I get zero or minimal interest. Also, this is not a democracy. You will not vote. I will choose all winners. (It's my blog and my show, dammit! ;)
*Please accept a range of one week to one month. Thank you.