Saturday, February 10, 2007

A swab could clear this all up

So far I have heard that the following people are the daddy to Anna Nicole's baby girl:

1. Howard K. Stern
2. Larry Birkhead
3. J. Howard Marshall (the old man Anna was married to who may have left some frozen sperm behind)
4. Prince Frederic von Anhalt (the man Zsa Zsa Gabor is married to who supposedly had a decade-long affair with Anna)
5. Anna's dead son Daniel (for reals, yo... gross)

I think this is ridiculous. Let's just get the test done and over with then make an informed decision about custody. Dannielynn will already be severely messed up so anything that can lessen the damage is a good thing.

2 comments:

Avitable said...

I think I might be her daddy.

Molly said...

Avitable - hahahahaha.

I vote for a Maury Povich resolution.