Friday, June 30, 2006

Cheaters never prosper, which must be why I'm poor.

Stolen from Lucy's Dilemma...

Directions: Add up what you've done, past or present. Give out the grand total. If you feel like letting everyone know just what exactly makes up your total then you go right ahead and put some sort of demarcation next to that stuff, such as bolding or italicizing the line or putting an asterisk at the start/end.

1. Have gone past first base--$4
2. Have had sexual intercourse-- $5
3. Have only went as far as first base-- $3
4. Have smoked an unfiltered cigarette or cigar-- $5
5. Have gotten so drunk, you've thrown up-- $5
6. Have gone skinny dipping-- $3
7. Have kissed someone of the opposite sex-- $4
8. Have had more than one bf/gf at the same time-- $2
9. Have cheated on someone you are in a commited relationship with-- $2
10. Have fallen asleep during class-- $0.50
11. Have cheated on a quiz-- $1
12. Have been expelled-- $5
13. Have been in a fist fight-- $3
14. Have given oral-- $5
15. Have received oral-- $5
16. Have prank called the cops-- $3
17. Have stolen something from a store-- $2
18. Have done some form of illegal drugs-- $5
19. Have dyed your hair a color that evokes stares-- $0.50
20. Have done something of a sexual nature with someone at least 5 yrs older than you-- $3
21. Have dated someone over 18 while you were under 18-- $4
22. Have eaten an entire bag of Oreos-- $0.50
23. Have cried yourself to sleep over a member of the opposite sex-- $1
24. Have said you love someone but didn't actually mean it-- $1
25. Have ever been in love-- $4
26. Have ever been in lust--$0.01
27. Have gotten caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing-- $1
28. Have performed some sort of sexual activity in a house of worship-- $10
29. Have gotten arrested-- $5
30. Have spent a night in jail--$7
31. Have made out with someone at the movies-- $2
32. Have peed in a pool-- $0.03
33. Have played spin the bottle-- $1
34. Have done something that you regret-- $3
35. Have been in love with someone that you never told--$0.02

Poppy's total: $59.06 out of $105.56

Tag, you're it!

4 comments:

don't call me MA'AM said...

Okay, you know what sucks about this??? I'm way too freaking old to remember how many times I did any of those things. Boo.

... said...

I ended up with a $50.04...guess I am not too bad, right?

Stefanie said...

$61.06

I have a feeling this test was made for people much younger than I, and I therefore find it entirely disturbing if the total possible is $105.56. (Kids today... sheesh.)

Omnibabe said...

Dear Lord! I scored a frightening $80.06. There's NO WAY I'm posting this on my own blog!