I stole this from Stefanie at Baby on Bored. Her “Things” are more interesting, but since you're here I guess maybe you want to read mine. So, here goes...
1. I have cheated on my partners in the past.
2. I’ve fed my vegetarian friends lard on purpose.
3. This one time when I wasn’t feeling well at my friends' house I couldn’t get their baby daughter out of the bathroom so I just shut her in with me and went #1 and #2. The whole time she kept saying, “potty!” to me and I kept saying, “yes, potty!” (She’s going to need therapy when she grows up, isn’t she…)
4. I like to smell my own poots, especially if I’ve recently had cheese. *poot poot*
5. I worry that my friends think I’m a child molester. There is no basis for this.
6. I’ve at one time felt loathe for almost every one of my family and friends. So much so that I had resolved to no longer speak to each one. Usually this stems from jealousy or a feeling of neglect (as in, irrational feelings that my family or friends don't care about/for me).
7. Despite my love for all creatures great and small I still eat meat and kill mosquitoes.
8. I’m very immature and selfish and stubborn and bitchy more often than I care to admit.
9. I am enraged when people make fun of me or attack my character. It’s not rational, constructive emotion, it’s sheer blinding rage.
10. I don’t mind eating the last of something, even if I can tell someone else wanted it. *pblt*
Feel free to remind yourself what you hate about you!
4 comments:
These are all very interesting.
Pops - we all love to smell our own! LOL ... just not someone else's! In addition - we should all throw up our arms - push our butts out & yell - good one! when they're loud!
"I’ve fed my vegetarian friends lard on purpose"-- that made me laugh so hard, I almost peed myself!
I once sat there and let my vegetarian brother eat sausage stuffing THEN told him what it was.
I think I may steal this.
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