Saturday, November 05, 2005

Pas la même chose

Borrowed from Kim who snagged it from Snav:

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Uh, no.


2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
They're real if I took them. I can't speak for the images I borrow from others. Oh, and that one I created to show my highlights when we were pretending that I got them instead of staying home because of the stomach flu.


3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks e-mail you?
No...


4. Do you lie in your blog?
I lied once, but that was when I was doing the two truths and a lie meme question.


5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
I don't think so. Am I?


6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
No, I imagine what life would be like if I stopped blogging, and I'm just not ready for that.


7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
I am not currently in therapy. My blog and my blog friends are my therapy.


8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
I delete mean comments if they are completely unconstructive. I don't fake comments! Que la f?!


9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog?
No, but I don't have the necessary tool with which to rub one out.


10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
I'm guessing less. Sorry, but I'm much more dynamic in electronic form.


11. Do you have a job?
Yep.


12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
That would probably completely ruin the fun of blogging, so I'll take a pass on that.


13. Which bloggers do you want to meet in real life?
The cool kids.


14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
AFAIK, none.


15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
I do like to say I'm rich so that people won't worry if I spend money on them.


16. Does your family read your blog?
Nuh uh, although Hay admitted that he read the comment section of the post where I declared that he would henceforth be known as Hay.


17. How old is your blog?
11 months as of tomorrow. (That January 1 playground rules place holder doesn't count.)


18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
No, not even close. I think it's about quality, not quantity...


19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
Yes to depressed, no to slutty or liar. Sometimes I also blog about happy stuff at the secret blog.


20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
Yes, I gave money to TJ for Blogathon 2005, which was for a charitable cause. I've never just handed over cash.


21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
I don't earn any money, and I'd feel weird if I did.


22. Is blogging narcissistic?
I think so, and I feel shame for that.


23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
Yes, more than guilty.


24. Do you like John Mayer?
No.


25. Do you have enemies?
Not that I know of, but maybe one of the exes secretly stalks me and wishes me ill will?


26. Are you lonely?
Sometimes.


27. Why bother?
Hey, what else I got goin' on?!

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