I have created a new word: oinkadoinkdoinks. Used to describe our nation's tendency to eat or talk about eating or think about eating all of the time. Thanks to Kim (who has lost a bunch of weight) for inspiring me, and thanks to Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott for her badonkadonkdonk.
Currently this post and my comment on Kim's blog serve as the only references to that word in Google. I CALL FIRST! Which means I have now officially invented something. Yay, me!