Officemate (who also happens to be the manager of the help desk*): I hate Microsoft.
Poppy: You know you're not supposed to say that.
Officemate: You are absolutely right. But this stupid piece of shit...
Officemate: *laugh* ...won't show two spreadsheets side by...
Officemate: side. What?
Poppy: I am having too much fun at work lately.
She cracks me up. I'm going to miss sitting in an office with her. Granted, we'll be in our own offices directly on the other side of the wall from each other, but her random outbursts are priceless.
*I do not work for the help desk. She is not my supervisor. But she is definitely like a mom to me.