Saturday in the mail I received a package from Canada. While I was trying to open it I somehow brought the envelope up near my face and thought, “mmmm, yummy, that smells really nice. Did she do that or did someone else get their perfume on the package?”
And then I finally got the package open to find this note:
Which accompanied porn:
(But not kitty porn, like the photo montage would suggest.)
She is soooooo trying to get in my pants! Right??
(SP, that envelope smelled incredible. I might need to pick me up some. ;)