Monday, July 23, 2007

Sour is trying to seduce me

Saturday in the mail I received a package from Canada. While I was trying to open it I somehow brought the envelope up near my face and thought, “mmmm, yummy, that smells really nice. Did she do that or did someone else get their perfume on the package?”

And then I finally got the package open to find this note:



Which accompanied porn:





(But not kitty porn, like the photo montage would suggest.)

She is soooooo trying to get in my pants! Right??

(SP, that envelope smelled incredible. I might need to pick me up some. ;)

10 comments:

Spéncer said...

I've been meaning to send you an emergency pie assembly package but haven't been home to do it! Been on the road for the past week. :o

Poppy Cede said...

WHAT??!??!

I've been WAITING FOR THAT!

Aww man, how am I supposed to have a good birthday without your pie kit?!??!?!?

*crying*

Poppy Cede said...

(keeeheeeheee)

(Actually, I was kinda waiting for it. Cough it up!)

anonymouscoworker said...

Was that the old pirates, or the new pirates?

Poppy Cede said...

New Pirates. But not newest, a sequel is on the way.

heather said...

So, who do I have to screw to get a copy of that? :)

Poppy Cede said...

Hehehehehe. I'll see what I can do about that. No screwing me required. :)

Mel said...

Can't wait for your review of Pirates. And cause I didn't get my dirty story read to me, I think you must review it in a vlog. ;)

YAR.

Avitable said...

What was on the CD???

Poppy Cede said...

Mel. Naughty.

Avi, you're smoking crack today? Right, you're on the phone while you read my blog. Maybe you should do one thing at a time.