...the somewhat malcontent but always adorable anyway Ms. Molly:
"Tell the internets I said hey, if they still remember me. Lol. I promise I'll be back! It just may not be until next month sometime."
If she doesn't come back I will be stealing her stapler, her puppy named Hershey, her snarky daughter Fynn (on Tuesdays only), and her meat-filled email.
(Please come back.)