Dear John and John,
Kristen wrote you a letter a while back because she was disappointed. Now *I* am disappointed, which is a state I have never been in for the 15 years I have known you, and never thought I could be in.
At the last show? Remember? When I sang along to all the songs, and wore my Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica shirt, and yelled to Flans I loved him and he told me he loved me back? You promised you'd be back in July to whisk me away.
You broke that promise.
And my heart.
And now I realize you were just trying to get me to buy your new album.
Ana Ng was treated much better.
Sorrowfully no longer yours,