I got punk'd (and so did you)

Hey, everyone! Go visit Jenna's page today!!! ( >:) )

Tag, you're it. (Move over Ashton, now there's something meatier!)

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Hot Mama (by hubby)
2. Mama (by kitties)
3. my given name in shortened form (sorry, you won't get it out of me unless you know me already in which case you can fill this blank in yourself)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. poppyseed (high school)
2. this game is really hard when you won't reveal your secret identity...
3. hmm, see #2

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hair
2. nose
3. my rack

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. neck
2. tummy
3. my rack when some guy is staring at it (yo, I'm up HERE)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. English
3. Conquerors of the English not known to my family (I hope it doesn't devastate any of my blog buddies to know I'm just some boring white chick. I aspire to be something more interesting.)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. death
2. crazy people
3. my paternal grandmother

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my kitty kids
2. TV
3. com-pu-tor

THREE THINGS YOU'RE WEARING NOW:
1. an Apple logo t-shirt
2. Vic's Secret undies
3. a rugby shirt my mommy used to wear but gave to me when she gained weight after she quit smoking (yay, mom!)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTIST
(only three?!?!)
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Barenaked Ladies
3. Alicia Keys
(I really want to cheat on this one and say more, but I won't)
3b. Aaliyah (I miss her terribly)
(sorry, but "dead artists" could be its own category)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
1. 1 Thing - Amerie
2. Love Is Stronger Than Pride - Sade
3. Underwater People - The Samples
(again, I want to cheat but I shan't)
3b. Are You That Somebody - Aaliyah

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. fidelity
2. trust
3. surprises (the good kind)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (Which is a lie?)
1. I have never done illegal drugs, or even been offered an illegal drug.
2. I've had 15 broken bones (some repeats, but: ankle, leg, arm, collar bone, fingers, wrist, and foot, argh!!).
3. I used to have a sister but now I don't (she's still living, and is now my friend instead).

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. nice ass (Mama wants a squeeze!)
2. nice hair
3. someone with a frame bigger than mine so they can hold me tight

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. blogging
2. playing with my kitties
3. watching movies
3b. mowing the lawn

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go home
2. get my back healed so I'm no longer in constant pain
3. get my passport renewed in case Dame Judi Dench dies

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. animal daycare
2. stay-at-home mom
3. interpretter

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Paris
2. back to England
3. Cozumel

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Elizabeth
2. Adriana
3. Aaliyah :)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. be independently wealthy despite my lack of desire to claw my way to the top
2. make a difference
3. abolish the currency system (no one on Star Trek has to dig out 50 cents for a pay phone call)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I bitch a lot! (stolen from Jenna)
2. I like the color pink
3. I have a high speaking voice (makes me sound 15 or younger)

THREE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Legolas (oops, I mean Orlando Bloom)
2. Dave Navarro
3. Ladies Love Cool James - especially when he's licking his lips, yummy!

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Anyone
2. who
3. reads it. :)

Hey, you got punk'd too! Congratulations!