- "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
- "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
- "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
- "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."
- "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
- "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
- "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
- "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
Monday, May 30, 2005
You want to hire me, you really do
Kate's World Blog has a doublemint post, the second half of which is a collection from the June 21, 1997 Fortune Magazine of resume bloopers. Here are a select few from the list:
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4 comments:
haha, the last one is like me. my boyfriend told me i burn bridges
Ah, but you must admire the honesty, so refreshing.
My local paper runs a short list of these resume boners every Sunday. I think I'm burned out on them at this point...
ha ha ha my husband just ended the job hunting process, he's gonna laugh!
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